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Bert got kinky

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  1. 21 hours ago, Matzzon said:

    Are you saying that I am a liar?

     

    If I wrote what I think know you are I would either be given a long holiday or banned outright, so your status is protected by the forum rules.

     

    However, anyone that has been in Thailand for more than 20 minutes will know more about Thailand than you have learned during your (supposed) 22 years here.

    They will make their own mind’s up about whether they believe you or not and judging by the reactions of some of the long term ex-pats to your ‘strange’ beliefs and posts, I would not hold my breath while waiting for a fan club to form.  

     

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  2. 5 minutes ago, dunroaming said:

    I was there at the time of the handover.  Poured with rain as we watched Patten sail away.  Rumours were rife of tanks on the mainland border but as usual it was just bullsh*t.  My girlfriend, who was Hong Kong Chinese, was in tears believing the tales of doom from her family and neighbours.  I was less convinced but decided it was probably time to move just in case.

     

    I was also there, we planned a BBQ on our roof but the rain put a stop to that, it didn't just pour, it was torrential.

     

     

    BTW, the Chinese military were already in HK well before the handover.

    2 years before the handover I was working the MTR station in Central for the new airport link and one morning we had about 100 mainland Chinese labourers bought in to speed up the project.

    They all wore matching green coveralls with orange hats.

    Every morning they would do a muster parade and then be marched to their work stations.

    Occasionally you would see one of the labourers throwing up a salute for their superiors.

    It was denied that they were military but everyone on site knew that they were.

  3. 28 minutes ago, poohy said:

    Agree ...Tipton is scary and also is heading towards the depths of Sandwell as a Dudley /Gornal boy they dont speak our language

    as a Dudley /Gornal boy

    Upper or Lower?

     

    I'm actually a Yam-Yam but I have been to Tipton enough times (for the Pie Factory).

    The place is also famous for the legendary Mr. Bull (MBE).

     

    Anyway, back to the topic in hand, how do you think that our slap happy chappy would get on if he tried that stunt in Handsworth or Winson Green? :cheesy:

     

     

  4. 34 minutes ago, poohy said:

    Lets hope as hes got enough money he takes a flight to UK (hopefully Dudley) and tries that stunt in a pub restaurant there

    He would be picking up bits of his teeth off the floor pretty quick.

    Sadly Here, hes got money so has some perceived respect and status, in real terms he need a good smack! 

     

    The Dudley Massif are wusses.

    You should have suggested a trip to the Tipton Posse.

     

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