JeffersLos

You either didn't watch the video or have no idea what you are talking about. ????

How does someone manage to do that without being steaming drunk? Also looks like a helmet would have likely saved his life - a relatively low speed forehead collision with a metal pole.

Tell the restauranters to stock up on extra bottles of water and double the amount of chairs at each table.

His seatbelt didn't work then. You must be moving at quite the rates of knots to be thrown from the cab of a truck.

Born with an outie - male, compete in male events only. Born with an innie - female, compete in female events only. Issue solved. ????

Get a new girlfriend. One that doesn't have a kid. They're using you as a doormat.

Didn't wash his hands.

Shopping mall workers working from home?

Yes, just go to the local tax office. No need for a lawyer, especially one that incorrectly says it cannot be done.

You got the sob-story, then. ???? How much do you give them a month? ????

San Mig Lite is 5% alc.

DIABETICs have to drink beer? Cool!

Because Thais are proper men, not like so many Westerners.

Per 100ml? per 1000ml? per liquid tonne?

This could be avoided if they had F-35 fighter jets flying overhead and submarines manning the nearby canals.

It was exported.

It was very disrespectful. Perhaps not as disrespectful as a taxi driver hacking up a tourist's head with a samurai sword over 100 baht. A granny being killed during a pavement snatch and grab. A young woman having her face and head ripped open with a garden hoe. But very disrespectful all the same.

Did their daughter not turn out alright?

As soon as I stop at the pump I start videoing, starting at the gauge, then stepping out and the attendant's face and name, requesting to video their national ID card, them undoing the fuel cap and the purchase up until it has been completed and the vehicle has been started and the fuel gauge indicates the number of liters in the tank. You can't be too careful when everyone's out to get you.

I believe 1000thb is the going rate for this.

This happens all over the world. The catholic church in Europe and America, for example.

By the sounds of things they might enjoy that.

Disgust: Yes. Surprise: Zero.

Probably an idiom about marrying a bargirl: Search for lizard, get bitten by crocodile.

Yeah, it usually ends with the cops asking if he can finish their shift for them so they can get drunk.