bolt

thank you all for the input

she will be well warned, but women/women/women,

Dear all

my older sister (46) is coming out to visit me end of March to 19th April 2010, I have experienced songkran only once before in pattaya, and it is extremely dangerous to be in the city for more than 2 days, where can I take my Big Sis without her getting soaked every 5 min's .

Anywhere will do

The Songkran dates are expected to be 12th April -20th April?

Howdy hope you are well

since I'm working so hard and saving all my money, i need some info regarding,

the Siam memberships, i won't be back out east until Jan 09,

can i buy one without being in the country?

how much are they going for , lifetime, 30 year, or family?

take it easy

drink plenty of fluid's

Thanks for your replies I will forward them to my friend who is too shy to ask

Hi I need some info for a friend,

He has been offered 7 Rai of rice land for 300,000 is that the going rate in Buiram.

i know it depends on location, but a standard figure(ish)

I agree if you do some leg work (or bike) work. you will find a cheap place.

Location location Location, what do you need

Security guard, key card, good standard

noise Smell Parking

i would say go to VT 1 or VT 2

have a look at thier notice boards on the ground floors!

This is top rate stuff it beats Eastenders omnibus on Saturday nights.

Please keep posting guys.

PS

Can we have a poll to see who is in the lead?

I work offshore outside Thailand 29 days on 27 off

So in theory never more than 90 days Leave in any 6 month period.

Can someone tell me

When did my 6 month(180 days) start and Finish?

I arrived October 2006

Stayed 27 days

I arrived December 2006

Stayed 27 days

I arrived July 2007

Stayed 27 days

I arrived September 2007

Stayed 27 days

Confused MAK MAK!

i work offshore, it is difficult to get into town to get a proper visa

can i get an extension in thailand for say 14 days

HI Guys

I need some advice

I will enter Thailand by Air in December I am hoping to stay for 34 day’s

I will get an entry visa on arrival at the Bangkok airport for 29/30 days

What should I do about my visa can I stay for more than days or not!!!

i need help quick as i want to buy my ticket!!!!!!! and book my room and A.N.Other

I’m not sure where

But I now realise why you wear the stormtrooper outfit

What ever you’ve eaten has made you Green,

I advise you to go see the doctor at North shore

Soi 6 has it's very own

Quiz league 2 a week

pool league 2 week, the Queen vic Pub and another English Style Pub.

good food in both !!

very close to the beach

baht buses galore

NO i repeat NO Indian Tailors!

what more could you ask for?

I have heard many rumours regarding the new course(s)

The old 18 has been revamped

The new 27 hole, will be for?

The course is due to open March 2007 (Thailand remember)

The fees I was quoted were 100,000 joining fee 30,000 baht per year green fees, not the usual membership the other courses have (discount cards really) but a proper golf membership tee time practise facility inviting guest free green fees

Who to contact I don’t know, the last I heard was they are no longer are selling the membership from the course itself.

Only private sales are going through,

Try contacting some of the golf bars Lewiinski’s, the Haven OK Corral, many others also, post a notice on their notice boards with you contact details

If approached by a taxi tout pay no more than 1,600 including the toll way

You could P*SS about finding a cheaper way, but UP 2 U

90 minutes on average

Hi can anyone give the postal code for pattaya or zip code

exact location is

central park 2 in between central road and south road, on the west side(good) of sukhumvit

I have heard of similar stories of tourists leaving items in taxis

the drivers returning the items,

They’re not all thieves, beggars’ convicts, jailbird’s , and any other.

this is s good topic to bring up a bar with a farang and his big chip on his shoulder, watch him cringe when you tell this story

If you go to Tukcom 3rd (maybe 4th) floor come out elevator turn left, walk across then left again got to the corner stall on the right hand side, and ask for GHE (sounds like Gay) Tall Thai guy with pony tail, he will do it, his stall is always busy, I have used him to replace my laptop hard disc, he put some software on it for Free.

he will give you support if you have any prob's, i go back now and again with other queries, he will help you out for anything

Depends on size of disc 80 gb 3000 baht for example

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him:

"My elbow hurts like hel_l. I suppose I'd better see a doctor!"

"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco.

Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and

what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid; a lot quicker and better than

a doctor and you get Clubcard points".

So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco.

He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the Urine

sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the

computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy

activity. It will improve in two weeks".

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began

wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his

wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.

Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen.

He Deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.

The Computer prints the following:

1) Your tap water is too hard; get a water softener;

2) Your dog has ringworm; bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo;

3) Your daughter has a cocaine habit; get her into rehab;

4) Your wife is pregnant. Twins; they aren't yours; get a lawyer;

5) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get

better.

Thank you for shopping at Tesco.

Maybe this is in the wrong section

I am looking for GPS Map reader for my new nokia e60

I think if I go to Tukcom I will find plenty of software but,

does anyone have a system in their Mobile phone or car already?

Indian tailor?

It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending the day at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.

The zoo is not very busy this morning.As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very large hairy gorilla. Noticing the woman, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.

He suggests that his wife teases the poor fellow some more.

The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him, and play along.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited,

making noises that would wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.

"Now try lifting your dress up your thighs and sort of fan it at him." he says.

This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's doing flips.

Then the husband nabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage,

slings her into the cage with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.

"Now, tell HIM you have a headache . . . "

2 pieces of black tarmac walk into a bar and order 2 pints of Guinness, after several minutes the barman overhears them starting to get rowdy, they start threatening the other customers,

Suddenly a Yellow piece of tarmac walks into the bar, the black tarmacs both go quite.

The yellow piece orders a drink, finishes it in a quick swill, then leaves the bar

The barman approaches the black tarmacs and asks

“Why did you both go quite when the yellow piece came in?”

The one on the left replied

“That Yellow piece is a Cyclepath”

Someone has to ask this!!!!!!!

What’s your age?

Have you travelled anywhere else in the big wide world

Hobbies golf , darts, water sports, Disco or even Quiz night (yawn)

Where does the income come from, you don’t have to be specific

Hi my lady and I would like to travel to the states next year probably over Xmass.

We are not married. No previous marriages either

The questions are.

She needs proof she will return!

I am a UK passport holder

but my passport has my residence is in the UAE Middle east.

Oil worker 1 month on 1 month off.

Can she apply for a fiancée Visa or is that for US passport holders only.

Also where should I make my application, in my country of residence?

I sent a similar mail to the US embassy last month (Bangkok)

still no reply

I’m no expert but here are some links HOWEVER

http://www.fairproperties.com/

http://www.siamproperties.net/?p=home

http://www.real-estate-thailand.com/index.htm

I got my lease for a property (central park 2)

From a friend who knew a friend (no middle man/women)

Go to central park 4 and drive round the site speak to anyone and ask about

You may save yourself a quite a bit