bolt

2 pieces of black tarmac walk into a bar and order 2 pints of Guinness, after several minutes the barman overhears them starting to get rowdy, they start threatening the other customers,

Suddenly a Yellow piece of tarmac walks into the bar, the black tarmacs both go quite.

The yellow piece orders a drink, finishes it in a quick swill, then leaves the bar

The barman approaches the black tarmacs and asks

“Why did you both go quite when the yellow piece came in?”

The one on the left replied

“That Yellow piece is a Cyclepath”

Someone has to ask this!!!!!!!

What’s your age?

Have you travelled anywhere else in the big wide world

Hobbies golf , darts, water sports, Disco or even Quiz night (yawn)

Where does the income come from, you don’t have to be specific

Hi my lady and I would like to travel to the states next year probably over Xmass.

We are not married. No previous marriages either

The questions are.

She needs proof she will return!

I am a UK passport holder

but my passport has my residence is in the UAE Middle east.

Oil worker 1 month on 1 month off.

Can she apply for a fiancée Visa or is that for US passport holders only.

Also where should I make my application, in my country of residence?

I sent a similar mail to the US embassy last month (Bangkok)

still no reply

I’m no expert but here are some links HOWEVER

http://www.fairproperties.com/

http://www.siamproperties.net/?p=home

http://www.real-estate-thailand.com/index.htm

I got my lease for a property (central park 2)

From a friend who knew a friend (no middle man/women)

Go to central park 4 and drive round the site speak to anyone and ask about

You may save yourself a quite a bit

Thanks I’m still recharging the wallet at work, will return just before Hogmanay.

will have to check who provides the land line in?

Wearing gold is no longer advisable in town at night, what next !!!!!!!!!!!!

Please do not compare scaffolders with the 3rd Sex.

me and my brother are Scaffolders say no more

Hi

i've just got a 1 year lease in central park 2, i have a land line connection already,

can anyone give details about setting up broadband DSL, what the costs are also

Hi do you have a Thai bank account, if so easy maybe the charge on average is 1,000 baht give or take.

if you dont have a thai bank account then?

I am a regularly traveller through Abu Dhabi, they will sell you more than the allowance of cigarettes. But they advise you, “that your are over the limit.”

Also I was followed out of Don Muang, I was standing outside at the taxi rank, I was jut about to get in a cab when I was tapped on the shoulder, luckily I had 1 bottle of Whisky and 1 bottle of wine. I told the customs guys this and they said fine, they let me go

http://www.customs.go.th/Customs-Eng/Trave...?menuNme=Travel

When i arrive next week i will try the Royal Cliff, 400 for court 1 hr, plus extra for balls and Bats

I have a request for a friend he sent me this email,,,,,, I don’t have any Wives!

"We are looking for info regarding a good babysitter (company even)

We have a 1 year old boy; I am away 4 weeks at a time and the wife (Thai) seems to be stressing out,

rather than using the in laws do they have an actual baby sitting company in Pattaya"

any remarks please, he sounds desperate!

I havent been to the new aiport in Thailand yet but it wont be as good as Dubai

The Macallan 10 years! who cares what the price is (maybe only 20 US)

he may be even more desperate tomorrow if scotland get humped by the froggys.

as a fellow jock he needs to leave thailand now!!!!!!!!!!

it wont do him any good staying,

go hame tae yer maw she'll sort it oot

i reckon he's from Aberdeen

i dont know off hand

but if you go to Mulligans ask for graeme or Sugar shack ask for Tom or Dave Mackies bar they should be able to help you

Mulligans and the Sugar Shack are on Soi 13/4 (pattaya land1) dave mackies bar is a wee soi that runs between pattaya land 1 and Pattaya land 2 (soi 13/4/& 13/5)

Gee's a PM when the waddin is

i found them

they seem to to be east of Sukhumvit opposite Thepprasit.

i was looking at some houses for rent but i want the other side of the main Drag

need to keep looking

i am looking at some houses for rent, where is this complex

Ekmongkol village, whats it like how old is it

what side of the Sukhumvit east or west and north central or south?

I use finger print entry when I travel to Dubai, however it is only available to passengers who have membership cards such as sliver and gold, and I think you may need a valid work visa also. Which I have for the UAE,

It is supposed to speed the entry and exit of privileged members.

I had to register with the government department, you can’t just turn up and give your finger print, and they have to have your details already.

I wonder who it will be available to ?????????

try Pizza 2000 View Talay 1 Building B Jomtien

i will try and find the phone number..............

I think it does have a court but they wanted a lot of money to play...that is my vague recollection of a few years back...i usually go to the Ambassador but as i said it is a hike from Pattaya.

Where or what is North Fairfax?

i got a quote from the royal cliff they said 400 bht for 1 hour for squash, i have asked about is that for the court racket and balls. the fairfax(not sure if that is the right name) is the new complex i cant remember if it is on north or naklua, expensive by all accounts

i am also looking for a squash court, i was told the Ambassador or the new one on north fairfax

does the dusit have squash?

Rama V public Holiday, Any ideas about the do's and don’ts for that day, will there be anything special to see in Pattaya, or should I go up Jungle!

does anbody know what date it will be this year full moon and all that

sorry i was in a honda, toyota, nissan, and a mitsui showroom

the honda price was 1.4700 for the CRV (typing error!!)

the Mazda MU(7...?) looks great also

i think the toyota fortuner rules, but the boss thinks it's too big to park in Pattaya city, i told her to get the bus!!

i was in a toyota show room yesterday

the new price top of the range all extras, i think is 2.5million

the guy said october november

hi do you own or know somone who does

the car is a small version, but cost is quite good.