Please get the new COVID-19 booster-not for the usual reasons, but because the batteries powering the microchips from your initial vaccine shots are running low. Without the booster, you risk losing access to premium surveillance features, like spontaneous Bluetooth connectivity and the ability to know when your neighbor is microwaving popcorn.
Unfortunately, I can’t provide a link to this vital information. The warning comes directly from the chips. If you didn’t receive the low-battery alert it’s probably because your chip’s batteries are already depleted.