Go to Ma & Pa shop, buy a mop and bucket.
Now do the area outside your hotel room.
I'm sure some work therapy will help you.
It will be just like back home.
Depressed in Pattaya,
Bet you could give an aspirin a headache.
Well I don't think that's very fair, as they had very little time to come up with something.
But Smallpox or Polio, seem to have been very effective, just to mention two,
I'm sure there are loads more.