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Grumpy one

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  1. How long before pretty boy becomes every ones favourite boy in lockup
  2. I have 2 questions Were they filming a new Cheech and Chong movie, Up in Smoke 2 ? How many Munchie Trucks arrived at the scene
  3. The only thing wrong in the photo is the rope should have gone around his ankles and neck. That way a ruling of suicide would be the best outcome for all
  4. No doubt the owners of the warehouse were paid rent each month
  5. Will there be a stoning in the near future to stop this sort of thing happening again
  6. Camo safari suits may be tops in fashion in Moscow this time of year
  7. Are they planning on airfreighting the car back to Germany for repairs
  8. Maybe he decided to spend the kids inheritance money
  9. Cash is the only way to go. Parcel no show ................. No loss to me
  10. I wonder how much soggy chickens retail for
  11. You have to ask is this just an insurance claim for imaginary items
  12. Looking at the wreck we can assume the speed limit was not being broken much
  13. Seems what little grey matter he had was burnt up by white powder. No doubt someone somewhere may feel sorry for him. Most will thank him, myself included for giving us a good laugh.
  14. It's good to see there was no report of missing gold mentioned in the ensuing engagement
  15. This guy has to be a mentally challenged turd. Cops come so you lock yourself in the bathroom. Did he think he could escape by jumping in the crapper and flushing himself away
  16. I had much better taste in sleeping partners, plus I worked night shift
  17. Had one once in Australia Lovely Rhodesian Ridgeback, that loved sleeping on the sofa and bed. I had a tough choice, get rid of the mutt or the wife would leave. That dog had a great life, sleeping where he wanted in the house for many years after
  18. Is he pointing to where the Katoey Biker kissed him before or after the robbery
  19. Real women call you Wee Willie
  20. The brown skid marks would not be very photogenic
  21. It's good to see you are not racist. You hate all of the UK equally
  22. What strange language are you speaking ? Remember where you are. If it aint broken don't fix it. If it is broken, still use it till it's dead
  23. Don't be harsh on us Grumpy Old Men. One day you too may be with us pondering the fluff in your belly button
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