jaywalker

Them damned roadside noodles are some of the best groceries on Earth. Right up there w/ sticky rice, som-tam and BBQ yard buzzard. Am in Florida now and willing to risk life and limb (plus 27 hours of airline nonsense) for them, too many times to count. I did it all for noodles! I swear!

Probably wearing flip-flops. Mai Pen Rai attitude claims yet another. RIP Dude...

Brake failed?

Wrong. Beauty is in the eye of the BEER-holder. ????

She's 45. Never heard of Pattaya I'm sure. Much like nude beaches in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan, this vile practice never happens. I'd give 500 baht to see that cop's reaction. I would have been rolling on the floor...."thanks for making me laugh at 0 0300 hrs today....you little cutie pie".

22 years ago, in my fovorite Krung Thep internet cafe....1:30 PM or so. relentlessly molested. Her hands all up my shorts. Quite enjoyed it for maybe 2 or 3 days, then it was "CRIMONY! Leave my willie alone for 10 minutes please???" I never went to the cops though.

She's been studying up on Jesse Smollet.

I totally agree with you my friend. The topic,,,,and Pattaya just made me laugh. Not you. It's a jungle out there.... for all of us. ???? Love ya Bro!

Foorsooth! It has never happened!!!!

Weeeellll???? Is she "working" or not? To be or not to be. That is the question.

I LOVE it!!! ???? Civilian...you sound like Al Pacino in the Godfather. Cheers Brother ????

Farang accuses random'tandom chick of grabbing him by the willy while walking down the damned road! I could go on for days.

Was she working at the Tahitian Queen? I CONFESS! Guilty as charged, though I DO APPRECIATE all the dancing lessons. Now I can dance.

WOW!, Hate yo hear such. My daughter is 16. just learning to drive. I suppose the crazy's are everywhere though, around the world. Still, sorry to hear about this.

Reminds me of the motorbike driver in Pattaya, that crashed and died while wearing a condom some years back. ????????????

The clown had a full body tatoo. Tells me his future was fairly bleak to begin with.

Yes. Oh yeah, cars drive drunk and forks make people fat.

Yes, and risk getting a ticket for "Stopping too suddenly". Some clown with no insurance T-boned my wife's truck once, speeding, wrong side of the road, no license, no insurance. Cop told her she must pay 10,000 baht. His reasoning? "You have farang name. All farangs have big money".

I took my buddy to Koh Chang 20+ years ago, from Pattaya (he was visiting from the US with his half Thai wife). Not a matter of "IF" it was a matter of "WHEN" I would get pulled over by some suicidal BIB walking out in front of my truck. Sure enough, an hour into it, I get pulled over. To this day I have no idea what my offense was. I asked my wife and she said, "Just, give him some money!". ???? 200 baht and I was off again.

I grabbed a cab 21 years ago on Sukh. Soi 21 to Lat Prao. My wife was hammered (I'd just met her & she was tring to keep up with me). All 99 lbs of her. I thought "She's going to yak her guts out soon", so I popped into a late night pharmacy just to have a plastic bag. Poor taxi driver was going nuts till he figured out she had a barf bag. SPY....she won't touch them things a couple decades later. ???? PS....I went shopping the next day & brought home an ice cold SPY. That's a true Led Zepplin fellas. What a champ she is. She saw it and started wretching.????

But things move along at the speed of Greenland glacier when the government becomes involved.

I recall 1999. Prince was still alive ???? Meter drop was 35 baht. It should be 200 baht by now. I have driven a taxi, and it ain't no way to get rich, plus most of them are driving a stick shift....I have done that in Krung Thep in my own POV. Not fun. The guys are working 14 hours a day. Cut 'em some slack & tip them well.

Wow, sorry to read this. Mostly they die from smoke before the fire gets them. I hope that's the case here. He went to sleep & never woke up. It happened to my elderly neighbor 25 years ago.

Look up & look down too. I had friend step into a storm drain during a torrential downpour. I had to help him out, as he was about to be deposited somewhere in the Bight of Bangkok.