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Toby1947

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  1. Revised list 1, Mugs 2, Chinese 3, Russians 4, U.K. Brits
  2. I’ve heard Panama is nice that time of year, see you there.
  3. Mix a solution of cheap Thai whiskey and sand, smear liberally across your bedding. After several minutes they will get p+ss*d and stone each other to death.
  4. How about, Washed Up Thailand Who Gives a Toss ? nice and catchy.
  5. No sympathy, choose to live in a 10th world racist country then live by their rules. But of course you can always come slinking home to the good old NHS like the rest of the not contributing expats when their health goes belly up.
  6. Now we know why the condos fall apart after a couple of years some genius in authority decided it would save money watering down the mortar.
  7. Every time I went in the P*ss Stop a few years ago. The Thatchers Gold Cider would go up by 20 baht the thieving b@st*#d deserved the death penalty for that alone, without all the other stuff everyone in Pattaya knew about good riddance should still be banged up. But bungs talk.
  8. I’m referring to the fact that certain people think their property in Pattaya regardless of location and views is actually worth something. When most sensible investors know they’re not worth a carrot, just try selling one.
  9. Typical Thai cowardly bullies, so proud of themselves they just love those odds 3 on to 1.
  10. Thought it was only the Thais that we’re delusional about second had property values, but obviously not.
  11. What about us ? They’ve never been interested in foreigners or ever will be wealthy or not. Gimme Gimme Gimme, is their philosophy due to lack of education, brainwashing, jealousy and greed. Expats you made your choices to live amongst it so suck it up and stop grumbling
  12. Before I even read the article, my thoughts turned to a definite Indian stock take as they’re affectionately called in the U.K. the insurance companies are not stupid and very rarely pay out.
  13. Wouldn’t touch a burger wherever it was made, many years ago I used to make them for a very large well known butchery company. Just compacted minced rubbish, everything goes in all the dregs and offal including eye balls. Yuck.
  14. Ernie, by Benny Hill especially when Two Ton Ted's stale pork pie hits Ernie in the eye and Ernie bites the dust. Ernie was only 52 he didn't want to die. Makes me cry for hours.
  15. Don’t, they’re not worth a carrot shoddily built, high percentage of Thais don’t pay their maintenance fees consequently falling into high disrepair. Never buy a thing in Thailand unless you can walk away from the expense of losing it.
  16. Time for foreign governments to dual charge Thais. But most civilised governments do not support racism unlike Thailand
  17. That American virologist wouldn’t go by the name of Dr. D. Trump by any chance. You remember him the guy who told us to inject ourselves with disinfectant
  18. Well you couldn’t make it up, but somehow they manage to. 555
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