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Ralf001

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  1. I read the article one leg. I re-read the article on the other leg.
  2. Gofundme already started ?
  3. Were did I mention licking flange ?
  4. SEA has wall to wall flange on tap... no need to do the job yourself.
  5. I reckon most if not all men (that do not live in SEA) self pleasure on a regular basis.
  6. Nowt wrong with suckling on a tittie.
  7. I only drink water that contains Hops, Yeast and Sugar.
  8. they dead... killed by a drunk driver !
  9. Sorry ? I do not bitch and moan about them. i love they way they drive, allows me to drive like a lunatic too !
  10. kill count is zero unfortuntely. Maimed, there was a lad on a scooter about 15yrs ago ran into the rear of my pickup.... broke his leg... looked painful, bone was sticking.
  11. If I manage to unlock the door and get the key in the ignition.... Iam good to go !
  12. Khun Boss already is a free man !
  13. My arms are not long enough to reach round with me camera.
  14. 1 thumb.... from each hand. She clap a tune whilst wiggling them.
  15. Coupla digits up ya anoos should sort ya. Nowt wrong with a bit of prostrate milking !
  16. Maybe feed that to my dogs.. but, yeah I swerve all that <deleted>.
  17. He still doing the "turn water into wine trick" ?
  18. Is it illegal if I pay their taxi ride home instead ?
  19. Some sort of <deleted> diet perhaps.
  20. Great news, the lads can come home now.
  21. thats why god gave em an anoose !
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