Liverpool Lou

Waterspouts are directly connected to clouds and are caused by rotating air.

The picture with the OP very clearly does not show any boat. Are waterspouts stationary? Perhaps his boat was hit 2km out and then the spout headed towards the shore where the video was taken? The person taking the video does not say that he was recording the boat, just the waterspout.

Examples? Which specific building sites that have those signs have had accidents or are you just having another lame Thai-bash?

You couldn't because there is no monopoly on alcoholic drink production/sale here.

If you're complaining about the price being too high, then don't buy imported Scotch whisky! If you're complaining about the quality, buy better than shi_tty whiskey!

Which "monopoly" would that be, then?

Says who? How do you know how mobile retired people are?

You know exactly how long the food is in transit via the tracking of the insulated delivery!

Who says? Isn't that just your opinion?

"Food delivery apps are dumb" To suggest that those apps "are dumb" is even dumber than suggesting that an app can be dumb.

It would be even more hilarious if you are implying that food with vegetables in it, or only vegetables, is not available from the delivery apps.

"That is what it is intended for". Says who?

Yes, sure. If you can't find something that actually covers your assertion just pick a different one and say "that should cover it" even though it makes no mention of assault, never mind the specific made up offence of "attempted assault"!

Is it? On a long tail?

Hmmmm.

Can't you read?... "The boat captain was rushed to the Koh Yao Hospital with an undisclosed medical emergency"

Wow, all the long-tail boat 'experts' are out in force today and not one of them has ever driven/piloted one. Perhaps the tourist didn't feel confident enough to guarantee the safety of his fellow passengers.

Indeed, but sometimes you do seem to be too critical of yourself.

Not very likely.

Have you ever driven a long-tailed boat? You familiar with how they are steered?

Thai Criminal Code...i will try to find it for you. I won't hold my breath in your search for the offence "attempted assault" under the Thai Criminal Code.

No need to apologise, there's no way that you could be expected to know that.

Offering to sell a gold-coloured/plated necklace that is not made of solid/real gold to a gold shop is not "attempted fraud", it is attempting to sell a necklace that she didn't know was not gold! Non-gold "gold" jewelery is not "counterfeit gold jewelery", it is jewelery.

No.

Yes, lots, water, fruit juices, milk, apples. bananas, oranges, salad, tea, coffee, bread, cold meats, rice, for a kick off. No one is forcing you to patronise them if you don't want to, so why are you so bothered about their stock that is of no consequence, whatsoever, to you?