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Please don't make things up. The guy was jailed for shouting at a police dog, not a policeman.

Yes! A reality Zombie Apocalypse show. You'll need more popcorn.

Scam? How so? Did you lose money?

He's new here?

British folk don't want to work on British farms. After Brexit, cheap and willing EU farm labour were no longer available to work on British farms. Britain doesn't allow people trafficking and slave labour. Along with the changing climate comes wetter seasons and lower yields, British farming is thus unsustainable. British people want cheap and affordable housing. So the government will build it on redundant farm land.

My experience with NatWest International earlier this year was that I had to provide evidence of my tax domicile in order to continue banking with them.

It took the brain-dead British electorate fourteen years of taking big dry ones up the ort before they kicked the equally disingenuous and deceitful Tories to the curb, So if it's only taken them four months to suss out Labour, things are looking up.

That's where I got mine. Works when I can't be arsed to peel, boil and smash them all to bits.

Another thing I noticed is it's fast approaching beer time.

Yeah, but I still miss my Chevy burger.

I recall taking a stripper to the first Lollapalooza at Fort Bend and coming home with two of them. The following year, I took both of them to South Padre for Spring Break. More fun than a bag of kittens. They were being hit up on the beach by the young stud students, so they would take them back to the beach rental for lap dances in the kitchen. The guys were queuing up at the back door, each dropping a twenty in the big pickle jar on the counter for a five-minute crotch grind. We banked and didn't need to spend any of our own money. About ten years later, I was an older Florida heiress's toy boy in the Caribbean. However, despite the impressive monthly stipend, private jets and the free Mercedes-Benz convertible, the social stigma of being a gigolo got too much, so I went back to work, eventually ending up as a baker in Peru.

So there you have it. Educated Thai men can be as equally misogynistic as the proles. Or the foreign mongers, sex pests and what have you.

You can get 60-month financing on a new BMW too. Or a Merc.

Hadn't even been invented.

Says the guy who creates acronyms for strippers boyfriends. What else should I call a "dick dancer"?

It's truly anachronistic for a matriarchal society, isn't it? Maybe if the blokes acknowledged that, it would be better.

Thanks for the potted exercise in moralization and Thai social structures. I hope someone got something from it. The OP is a bit tongue-in-cheek, but it alluded to a degree of jealousy on behalf of the aging Lothario's that walk among us (you know who you are). My comment simply drew an American strip club parallel with the Thai go-go bar. The WPOSB of Houston is the "unemployed greasy little Thai men" of the OP. I am not sure why some went off on jealousy, but hey, that's maybe their thing. But, while you're asking what made the strippers good-looking boyfriends losers... or WPOSB's? Well, they dance around naked for drunk old women to grab their dicks to start with. At least their bangin' hot girlfriends waited until you were in the VIP Room together before grabbing yours.

Maybe because they are not?

It does appear that you are lonely this afternoon.

By omitting the last sentence, yes, you did change the meaning of my post.

Won't the immigration officer have a cow when the OP does his next 90-day report after he comes back? It's long been the case that the airport IO doesn't have any interest in 90-day reports being either late or delinquent. However, I vaguely recall from a few years back that some people reported that they were fined at (I think) Jomtien for skipping the 90-day report filing under the same circumstances as the OP, ie. leaving the country without filing a few days after it was due. When they turned up to do the first 90-day report after they returned, the IO picked it up in their computer, and they were fined. Could have been a one-off, IO having a 'bad hair day' sort of event.

You aren't supposed to edit other people's posts. It's a forum rule apparently. That's why.

Still not a good look @Nick Carter icp, not good at all.