drive the snot out of it until it blows. make sure you are in a public area like sukhumvit. get out and cause a huge kerfuffle as a foreigner it will get press.
your license plate will then be noted on the news. play the lottery that day.
after you win ( of course you will you lucky guy you) you can buy a new one.
problem solved.
my numbers may not be exact but ....
when a certain someone took control over this country the top owned approx 36 or so percent of everything. now that number is closer to 70 odd percent.