this is usually done without carnival tricks. you know things like
infrastructure updates and maintenance
safe holiday environments
great service and hospitality
professional police forces
keeping thailand clean
sidewalks that can be walked on....you know basic things like that
but hey lets give somchai another few weeks to drink his face off and possibly kill one of your friends or children.
im all for it.
ps....will you mind if during that month i stand outside your residence and drench you with water every single time you come and go.