bob smith

im feelin saucy!

ive made a cool 500,000 baht today from selling an old watch. Tomorrow im taking 100,000 out with me, gonna start off with a spot of breakfast then onto a shopping mall for some new threads. after that im hitting the bars, ringing the bells, and making a general fun loving nuisance of myself all afternoon before falling asleep on my bed with a Donner kebab at the side of me. ALL of the girls are getting tipped with 100 notes tomorrow. I plan on getting absolutely rat a*sed, im painting the town all the colors of the rainbow,. I may even go for a ST or two with a white skinned beauty. I may even ask her to roll me a big fat spliff after we've done the deed.. and dont worry, I'll be posting about it all here. whatever you lot are up to I hope you have a blast. Christmas starts tomorrow, at least for me.. bob x

I only ever get dirty looks from Thais. Never from foreigners.

It's way above the average for a caucasian male. I will tell you that much.

Luckily I was blessed with a big one. Mrs. smith and 99.9% of the women I have nailed have commented on how beautiful my penis is/feels. Never had any complaints. I couldn't imagine living life with a small one, that must be tragic.

Indeed. the world is our oyster! stuff em!

Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness, big bird!!

Alright alright, calm down chuck berry!

agreed spider mike. some people just love living their lives in fear it would seem

when you see a police checkpoint on the horizon just turn around and pull into a coffee shop. that's what I do, especially if I'm drunk...

and you are still alive to tell the tale! get your jabs if you are that bothered.

you can shove yer mask where the sun don't shine!

Niether do I. And I STILL think that this legislation will be pushed back by parliament as it would also affect many rich and influential Thais that have business interests overseas. However, if it does eventually come to pass that the law is promulgated then my Plan B is oven ready and will be put into motion in due course.

I've already made plans mate.

We rich folk have this great little thing called OPTIONS. I can pretty much live wherever I want and not worry about how much it costs. In the end if they do decide to enact such a ridiculous policy then it will be Thailands loss, not mine.

Thai men can be extremely violent. It's all down to small willy syndrome.

I don't have a water heater..

anyone else ever experience this? Sometimes when I go to wash my hands or brush my teeth I get this god awful stench coming out of my taps like someone has just farted within an inch of my face.. Is it just me or is this a common occurrence in Thailand? bob.

one day.... probably not in our lifetimes.

Thais are the biggest grasses about.

Its not the point ralf. my life on my terms!! why the hell would i give my hard earned money away to thailand?

just been to the doctor. clean bill of health. I'm young enough where I can get a hard on without medical assistance...

'do whatever you want' she just said.

I long for the day when the Ruble crashes. The Yuan too. Life is much simpler without this lot running around ruining everyone's peace and quiet.

I can afford it! and I'd rather spend MY money the way I want to rather than contribute to a society where I get ZERO benefits. NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!!!!