Police General Sahakarn Petchnarin, Director-General of the Department of Corrections is pleased to announce Spanish language classes will soon be available to inmates at Klong Prem Central Prison.
Let's take a moment to reflect on who is the real victim.
General Somyot.
A man who tried to navigate the justice system but got stuck in the quicksand of corruption. Sure, he might have "revised" a few reports and accepted a little pocket money, but can you blame him? He was just trying to keep the system from collapsing under the weight of privilege!
Somyot's real crime? Trying to do his job in a world where the rich drive Ferraris and the rest of us are just trying not to get run over. If anything, he's the victim of a society where power makes the rules, and all he had was a pen and a really bad set of instructions!
By way of a Public Service Announcement:
Always check the toilet and your shoes for critters before use.
Also it is important to check your bell pepper plants for crabs regularly.