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ignore it

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  1. Weed packets should clearly have a warning in Thai, English, and Russian. maybe chinese too. DO NOT SMOKE AND WALK NEAR WATER, TRY TO CROSS THE STREET, OR FLY FROM BALCONIES. PLEASE DO NOT DO ANYTHING EXCEPT MAYBE EAT.
  2. Just protocol. The china boat people engineers have certainly been all through the ship already with measuring equipment and knew all the specs before the RTN left the windows open and it sank. Keeping the china lads from getting their hands on the now soggy tech bits is not as important as playing by the rules.
  3. Bummer Got to cancel my plan to go up and have a snooze in bra and panties on some sunny day.
  4. Hi Andy, (First of all I hate long posts because nobody reads them) As I understand from your posts your an experienced guy who came here to get away from home as you were going through a bad time. On your first day, you met a woman tells you she's in her late 40s who is separated but not divorced, has no kids or meaningful family relationships, and is in debt. You spent a couple of weeks with her, left and came back a month later. She speaks passable English and has no assets. You want to get her to England, shack up with her or maybe marry her and assist her in running away from her debts with out paying. Your being cautious and not thinking with your dick like your father. You are new to the forum and don't like snarky comments from us muppets. Well, It's too late for you Andy. I think you've come to the wrong place, and got some good advice from a bunch of muppets who have already been in, done, or seen your situation many times. You fell for the trap, and will learn something. I always recommend that new types get with the game and screw beautiful Asian women until they get tired of tiny bumms, and get bored with c**t. You'll hear every story and help a lot of desperate women. As for you Andy. let us know how it goes.
  5. In order to properly follow this Thai science, one must wear the proper amulet.
  6. Foreigners wishing to attempt pig shagging are advised to visit immigration and submit form TM.69 and to obtain a rear-entry permit.
  7. Yep. On the weed and on the grass.
  8. TAT should make sure this gets air time in their target markets! Makes me want to go to Thailand and I live here!
  9. Huh? The communication faculty at Rajamangala U has a 3-4 meter long python and no problem, but knickers are all twisted cuz of 4 newborne kittens. Guess the python has tenure.
  10. "What is wrong with Thai women (on dating websites) in 2024" Well the main thing is that they are on dating websites. Look, if you want fresh fish you don't go fishing in polluted water.
  11. Fortunately no chinese were hurt in this incident. Or they would have told us it hurts Thailands reputation and TAT would have issued a statement or a good news puff piece.
  12. It jussssssst wanted an expressssssso.
  13. Dude, we be living in Asia. Yep, the security guy is watching you as are the cleaners, and the win drivers at the corner. But in Thailand they just look. It was more fun when I lived in Vietnam. They watched even more, and they gossiped about you. Hanoians are the most curious (nosey) people in the world. Once when I left a jobsite, a mototaxi (xe om) asked me where I was going. I told him I was going back to my place for lunch and hoped the housekeeper would make me a bowl of pho. When I got there it was on the table.
  14. Yep. I know a guy who did the same thing. He left Thailand with US$500k He came with $1 million.
  15. I find there is a chronic shortage of lemon juice in Thailand.
  16. The most surprising thing is that she actually got out of her car and knew how to pump gas.
  17. Thus it goes with the Thai Navy's hope for getting a boat that ends up underwater on purpose...
  18. Slap him into juvi where he can learn to be a proper miscreant.
  19. She probably doesn't press the bed sheets with him either.
  20. What a bummer! Not even a fruit basket or some Brand's Chicken sludge. Hopefully TAT will issue some statements.

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