Just do short times, 2500 baht or less. Far cheaper and you can still walk around unwashed and unshaven and fart as much as you want, smoke loads of weed, watch porn and football 24/7, never get bitched at, eat what you want when you want (2am? Pint of Ice Cream and Oreos? In bed while watching football? Priceless), go where ever you want when you want, buy what you want.
Most married folks as old as me dont seem very happy.