Well dude you've never been to my pool have you. You don't know if it's indoor, outdoor, shaded, unshaded, heated, non-heated, saltwater, non salt water, but if it floats your boat to make up imaginary posts about my fabulous pool, enjoy. In fact, I think I'm going to go down and Float around it in a few hours if it doesn't rain.
I like it best when I'm just hanging in the corner in the refreshing water in the deep end listening to the birds and slurping on the smoothie that the food Panda dude brings. Must suck to have a crappy pool like some dudes do. They probably pay more in rent too. No wonder they're miserable and make jealous childish comments about other people's things