Yagoda

Dont make fun of British food, Im about to source an almost real Slappy here in Cambodia. Gods gift to cuisine

Not true I love Mancunians, they say they are the only really British people anyway.

In my personal ratings, Thai is at the bottom near Southwest and Jetblue. But those two daily flights to Frankfurt? 11 hours direct? Priceless for me. Get off the plane, get a room, go to an FKK, then next morning 9 hours to the USA via Iceland Air (loads of hot blondes there)

You mean the most watched cable shows on the telly? Screeching and spit slobberring your side's supposed virtues does not mean you have any. Howling like an enraged hyena about your opponents unrepairable evil does not mean he is Satan. Clearly, at least as to the boob tube, there are more of them than you.

They key is to not sit down in the corner and open the door of the cooler.

Kazack Muslims are a different breed. They are like Azeris the Russians beat the fanatacism out of most of them. and they are Turks besides, which means they wont drink vodka during Ramadan. And they got Mongol and Slavic blood too so the babes are hot.

Not silly advice. Here in Siem Reap, its very "outdoor" style in the restaurants, which means I look for the A/C places. More expensive of course.

Couple of good bong rips tend to cool me down

Other than Covid time, that was my rule. Until this year where I get June and July out of here.

A days worth of electric is at most $5. Forgo a beer or two you sodden yobs and quit complaining you could be in Manchester, Helsinki, Minneapolis or ugggggggg *keelover* Fairbanks

I only use Samsung. IM sure they have a model

Its hot bro. I have to sit in the pool all day.

All those accents and slang make for fun conversations. I learn something new every day. Know what a Scrappy is?

Most of my Friends overseas are Brits mostly Mancunians. So anything I understand about British English comes from them. My big problem with the Mancs is that they mumble with their heads down and a little turned away from you. They tell me thats a head butt (Glasgow kiss) defense. The dudes from London all sound like BBC presenters, my Manc friends tell me thats because they learned to speak English from a guy named Jimmy Saville. Plus, they remind me that lots of folks in London arent really human, like "Gooners" and "Hammers" and that there is an area in London called Millwall where all the bestial degenerates they forgot to ship to Australia have reproduced. I have always had a problem understanding the Welsh dudes, especially when drunk. My friends say thats because they learn to talk with sheep guiding them into manhood. And then there are Geordies? is it, and supposedly they are retarded. I have trouble with Scots too, I have to use subtitles when watching Trainspotting. My friends tell me Jocks havent been truly civilized yet. And then Liverpool. I listen to some of them on footy shows and I get lost. My Manc friend told me thats because they arent speaking English but instead, a language known as Scouse, which is a seperate language born in Council Houses. He said Liverpool is not really a part of England, for example they have their own holidays like Giro Day. I get ragged to death of course, if I say I have to take a p**s, they say, where ya taking it.

I will laugh like a Banshee if Trump is aquitted. I will laugh more if he is convicted and its reveresed on appeal. Hint: Molineaux Rule. Ask Harvey

Heat waves are what pools are designed for, although mine is about 80 degrees.

Yes it ends when it's over

You havent been to Cambodia. Thats where the folks they throw out of Thailand ,or those who cant get into Thailand go.

when it starts

It a fact that the anti Trump crowd that are either gun haters, or unarmed. I dont worry about folks who get their knowledge of firearms from Hollywood.

Your lot should know. Consistency is not a virtue of the Trumpohobics.

Removal of a Grateful Dead sticker is a crime against nature.

Most of the people I hang with here in Cambodia are Brits so I do have to listen to them bitch about the Tories.

Russians are scum, but their chicks are hot. Adds value to club crawls in Bangkok, altho most of them suffer from GPS.

Nobody knows really who you are. So how does it feel that folks are looking at your hat and beleiving that you are a red neck, slack jawed, drooling, deplorable, neonazi jew loving criminal mouth breathing hate ridden rascist ignorant brainwashed fascist christian who is a danger to the entire world because you support the Great Orange Satan? Wonder how many folks are voting for Trump just a give a hearty fy to the media/gov complex.