Jeff the Chef

I great lesson on how to take the P out of a silly old man.

Gimme a Volvo Globetrotter with 50 cal's mounted front and rear, keep your pussy mobiles and 2 wheel death traps.

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Donald Trump thought he was cruising to victory against Joe Biden, but now he's facing a hard fight against Kamala Harris. Jon Stewart looks at Trump's half-hearted attempts to adjust to the new challenge and wonders if he's hatching a devious plan to help Biden take back the nomination, January 6th style.

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I hope they have a poker room in these casino's, it's the only thing I miss in Thailand. WSOP Asia would be a real bonus, cash games etc bring it on. Standard casino games, blackjack, roulette, baccara are for the house and are a mugs game, slots/one arm bandits for the Aussies, they love the Pokies.

Bob, you should have changed the title to: Whips, chains and all that jizz.

Have you got the shoes to match, as well? If so, get you Duckie, love the colour. 🤣🥰🤪

Don't need any bags if WWIII breaks out while I'm in Thailand, I'll just sit on the porch fag in one hand, drink in the other, while trying to convince her indoors a BJ would be nice before we go. Anywhere else it would be bend over time and kiss my behind goodbye.

This post needs clarifying where does Planned Parenthood sell baby body parts? E/bay, Amazon, Lazada or Shopee?

I don't think you have ever met a extreme left-winger Jonny, Walz is at worst a little bit liberal.

Phitsanulok is excellent too, do a few trips around Thailand mostly stopping in hotels, after a couple of reports to them that I was back at my normal abode I was told I don't have to report every time as long as returned to my normal address. Went last month for yearly renewal but forgot a passport size photo, no problem, the officer took me to a blank wall and took a photo on her phone and used that. Never less than a pleasure going there, always friendly and willing to explain anything to do with Immigration/extensions.

In Yorkshire, happiness is a warm Swaledale.

Now there's lovely, welcome to Wales, where men are men and sheep are worried.

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AIPAC, eventually the USA/GB/EU will get rid of this political shower of bastards and all their money grabbing politicians, I hope, wake up people.

The pro-Israel lobby group spent an unprecedented $8 million on deceptive ads against Missouri Rep. Cori Bush, whose supporters were outspent 4-to-1 by outside groups. Polls show that Democratic voters don’t agree with AIPAC’s extreme pro-Netanyahu agenda, so the lobby group flooded Bush’s district with ads on unrelated issues under the banner of their confusingly named “United Democracy Project” super PAC. Israel depends on lockstep congressional support to continue slaughtering Palestinians, a status quo that most media outlets ignore. https://theintercept.com/2024/08/06/aipac-cori-bush-election-results-wesley-bell/

I'm on my 2nd year here living out in the sticks, every time I see a foreigner (white /black westerner on my travels locally I make the effort to say "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening, some respond, some don't, no problem to me, politeness never hurt anyone.

Hope you can back this statement up?

And Mrs Trump's problem child is as pure as the driven snow, apart from a few illegal transgressions that he has been convicted of by his peers.

Do you mean She's a Liar, Thief or a Crook?

Does MAGA now mean Make America Go Away?

When asked to produce the Ultimate Question, Deep Thought says that it cannot; however, it can help to design an even more powerful computer that can. This new computer will incorporate living beings into the "computational matrix" and will run for ten million years. The computer is revealed as being the planet Earth, with its pan-dimensional creators assuming the form of white lab mice to observe its running. The process is hindered after eight million years by the unexpected arrival on Earth of the Golgafrinchans, and is then ruined completely, five minutes prior to completion, when the Earth is destroyed by the Vogons to supposedly make way for a new hyperspace bypass. Come on the Vogons, we need you ASAP.