Hokeus

Bothered by the fact that I can read and understand the origins of simple English? Don't need to be a rocket scientist to work out your not a Yank, but just a wa*k. Anyway, you offering to hook up?

Are you a man of god now too?

When you do figure out where you are really wanted, besides by law enforcement, please do let us all know. Waiting...

Thank goodness your not one of those!

But most of his idioms are from British English. Maybe the dollar reference was meant to throw you off. He's definitely from the UK. Maybe an East-Ender.

What about GammaGlobulin?

unfair statement. these products are sold commercially in thailand, not in a back alley. it isn't supposed to be about "who you know". :)

Nobody would really talk or brag about any of the inane things he spews about. That's how we all know it's just fictional writing for his own self personification. He probably lives somewhere in the north of England. Perhaps he had lived in Thailand at one time many years ago and, thus has some knowledge of life in the country. He's likely retired, on a low pension, lonely, without much resources to do anything other than sit at home other than to try and come up with fantastical stories, and troll the Internet.

It should get better for all of us though after you leave, innit.

truth be told that if he just vanished and never said a word, probably nobody would've even noticed.

He's got all the help he's ever gonna need or get. It comes in 16 ounce bottles and he seeks it's help on an hourly basis. It impairs cognitive function, slows reaction times, disrupts neurotransmitter balance, affects memory formation and recall, and in the long term, contributes to brain shrinkage and cognitive decline. It also leads to the risk of confusion, indecision, depression and anxiety. So he's already clearly gotten all those benefits. Lifting the bottles often enough is also known to trigger growth of the bicep muscle, but for some reason he hasn't seen any of that benefit thus far. Perhaps he's using a drinking straw?

off to the hills of n. korea are ya? i'll take good care of mrs. smith. any last wishes?

Off with you then. Good riddance. See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya. Don’t let the door hit you in the arse. Sayonara Sucka. Hasta La Vista Baby! Hopefully you will not be back.

Next thing bob gets his gym membership revoked for wearing inappropriate attire and trying to get on the hip abductor machine with a woman still on it. Next thing he speaks Thai and they call the police.

bob, smacked out of his mind again, needle still stuck in his arm, watching richard simmons reruns, thinking he was at gym. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Not to mention he's a great dresser, according to him of course.

Quite an achievement. Shall I alert the media? In case you were wondering about the monologue I posted to you earlier, here:

Your welcome. Also worth noting about the followers of some of these uninteresting social media stars is that many of their subscribers are probably fairly uneducated and don't require much intellectual stimulation. So the kind of garbage that people like Jake Paul pump out is right on the level for them. Many of these people like Jake Paul also came from very humble beginnings. So it also gives hope to others like him that there could be a way out of their misery too by simply watching and learning from them. Logan Paul on the other hand is a dirtier piece of work. He's was involved in a very large crypto scam that has earned him millions. So not all of them are making all their money just from doing things straight in the world of social media. It's surprising really that Logan hasn't been indicted yet for financial crimes and crypto fraud. Coffeezilla on YouTube has documented the case extensively. Perhaps it's only a matter of time before Logan has to face the music . In a way it's also not so surprising that a lot of these "ballers" like Logan Paul, Russell Brand, and Andrew Tate all have some very dark things they are covering up. Perhaps another reason that frustrated young people who consider themselves part of the "anti-establishment" movement gravitate towards these types of internet personalities. One might expect that some of the followers they have aren't too dissimilar to the types that were portrayed in the film as members of "Fight Club".

yeah, you go girl!

Naah, he doesn't have a drinking problem. He drinks, he falls down, no problem

Man, I love you like a brother. I used to bag on you all the time. Man, you trippin'. Why you doin' that, man? Wanna take a shot at me, kid? Do it. Do it! I'm just sayin' if that's what this is gonna be, then it's gonna be that. But I would prefer to stay on the same page. Man, let your voice be your ladder. Man, I'm serious. This acting sh*t got you acting crazy, man. What's up? You know I love you, man. Come on, man. E. Weazy! Come on, baby! E. Weazy! Come on, baby. E. Weazy. Come on, I'm clownin', baby. You know I'm clownin'. Turn around 'cause you know I'm clownin'. Come on, player, stop hatin'. Stop hatin'. Start participatin'. Start participatin', star. Come on, twinkle, twinkle, baby. Twinkle, twinkle.

forget meatloaf and ac/dc. what you really need is to throw on the village people, ymca and start a line dance in the bar. 👍🏼

bob, why only take the lady boys ST? One would think bringing a gaggle of them home with you to mrs. smith would make for a real party. 🎉

There are many big social media lackies that you and I would have no interest in, but who have millions of followers. Many of them only create "reality tv" type drivel like the Paul brothers do and no meaningful or interesting content. I assume the only reason certain types of people are drawn to these very uninteresting figures is simply because they appear to be living large: "Ballers". "Baller" is a slang term that originated in hip-hop culture. It typically refers to someone who is successful, wealthy, and stylish, especially in the context of sports or entertainment. Being a "baller" often implies someone who lives a lavish lifestyle and is able to afford expensive things like luxury cars, designer clothes, and extravagant experiences. So I assume the profile of their followers are the young types that are working in dead-end jobs, don't see a future for themselves, aren't really enjoying life, while struggling to get by, and see these clowns as people who have the lifestyle that they want to emulate. Same types, or similar at least to the type of followers who will gravitate towards people like Andrew Tate and Dan Blizerian, and for the same reasons.

Seriously, in your OP you said "I want to get sober But I can’t do it alone. I need help." and then 2 minutes later you say you need "benzos or bust". Any half intelligent person will surmise you aren't really trying to quit drinking, but simply to get help finding a new source of benzodiazepines because your regular supplier dried up. You don't have to be Einstein to do the math on that one bro. 🤦🏻‍♂️