Just read about a Brit in Darwin who has just got a 10 year jail sentence for raping dogs.
In a crazy world this is really up there.
First one to come with the "i once shaaged a pig but it squealed on me"joke ,gets a like.
The dross that England have imported would be better off in Thailand.Because in the LOS they are not allowed to work which is just the reason they go to the UK in the first place.Most of em wouldn't work in an iron lung the lazy baastards.
Was worried about unwanted pregnancy when i first met the missus.
A tube of KY for the backdoor entrance cured that.
Still not sure if she likes it or not but i certainly do.