Prubangboy

-Ever been?

Brazil is sort of the Thailand of South America. 'Can't wait. Since I killed Dubai as a layover option, any Brazil or S.American reflections would be appreciated.

Def burn through a few in a town you don't plan to live in first.

Uh-huh.

They gotta feel attracted. Personality-wise, you may want to look into other attractiveness gambits.

Yesterday.

Since you just arrived on Planet Earth, Wiki can help you: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_metaphors_for_sex

Do you even believe -or even have the capacity to recall- a single thing that you say? Very Trumpian with the hilarious amnesia. I think you get ahead of your skis here. A lot.

A woman in my writer's group wrote a story about how she wanted to be spanked. By an older man. Chinese, on a Elite Visa. 40's, not bad. I put my long odds there as better than Bignok's forays into pestering women at the payment-card cashier's counter at a food court. Hey, if he's right, I may well be a happy man.

Asking someone who claims he sleeps with 1 in 3 women he makes casual eye contact with is unhealthy obesssion?

So no dating sites for you (crazy climb down there -even for you). 1 in 3 cold approaches for a food court snack results in naked time? Assuming dental hygiene is up to snuff?

You just said, like six posts up, that you have this mind-blowing success solely by using dating sites. Do you even let them have a frappachino? Or is your sheer animal magnetism and a bottle of water enough to peel off their dresses?

I'm going to make a bold prediction that no magic dating site is going to be named and that the stupendous 1 in 3 hit ratio is going to remain very, very vague as to the how-to.

What is the holy grail dating site for finding frappachino sluts who don't even want to finish their stupid cold drink before demanding sex? I looked at Thai-Friendly too. Fairly worse than Tinder. I asked my friend if he ever saw a white woman on a Thai dating site. He said no.

4 frappachino lottery tickets and then one of them is sitting on my face? I have my doubts. I looked on my friend's Tinder In Chiang Mai, I couldn't even find 4 frappachino candidates. And I set my age minimum to 50.

30,000 baht extra to do it as two round trips (BKK-Dubai/Dubai/São Paulo) instead of 2 miserable long hauls in premium economy. Call it 7-8,000 baht a day on the ground, so call it 60,000 baht for the seven day of layovers, coming and going. 90K baht buys a better week in BKK. Or more than all of my land costs in São Paulo. Dubai is Euro-prices for a sub-par Las Vegas experience, a Vegas with no gambling and $15 beers.

How many cold coffee-approaches do you need to do to get 20 minutes of frappachino time? How many Tinder dates to get to date #3, where girlfriend-dom can find its shakey legs? I'm not dissing you, I am curious about your experience.

Hard to move from, "nice shoes", to "'time for a coffee?", to "lay down". Generally, you need to be in a setting where you see each other casually a few times. "Walking around" has a very low success rate. -Partic for the older and average-looking.

A hundred bucks for a cheap room. And yeah, it's too hot. It's too hot to wait outside for an Uber. Call it a day to travel. BKK flight leaves at 9:30 AM, gets in at 7:30 PM. Two days to mall-walk and visit some souks when it cools off. Another day to go to the so-so semi-Louvre. And the big mosque. On average, I'm good for about 10 minutes -if it's a major mosque. On the way back, maybe I'd book a two nights at the beach. But at quadruple Thai rates for a much less good beach experience. 15 hours to São Paulo, Brazil, BTW. 6 hours further to BKK. Flying from BKK to SP with a short stop over in Dubai is only 24 hours, so I'm rethinking if the juice of laying over is worth the boring-mall squeeze and paying triple for hummus. The diff between a 15 hour flight and a 24 hour one is basically 1 extra mg of Xanax. Dating fun facts: 3-5 men for every single woman in Dubai. Mostly, you'll be hooking up with Filipina's. Strong gold digging vibe (per Reddit). The Arab local women bring you into honor-killing territory. I am psyched that I'm not looking. São Paulo, Brazil is a mecca of big-bottomed, very intellectual women (per my friend). Downside: little English spoken, you must speak Portuguese.

When I went to Oman, I dealt almost entirely with Bangladeshi's, the Omanis being too posh to work. I expect Dubai will be the same. ME food is my fave, but I can hop on one foot to decent hummus in Chiang Mai. I have experienced the endless sand dune thing twice this year. Call it 4 days, including a day tour to see The Louvre, which won't be great like the real Louvre. The only rational layover places between here and Brazil are Istanbul (been 3 times, it's OK) and Addis Abba (curious, but there's the getting hit over the head-factor there). Google tells me that escorts are $300 for short time, and that's the low end. You can go African for $200, and Russian (or someone pretending to be Russian) for $500.

No one in Chiang Mai that I meet wants to talk much about their past. Me neither. Russians, least of all.

Sounds like Apple was rode hard and put away wet. What's in it for Apple to be so agreeable to saddo time wasters? And: Can you share the bar name where I can go and look in on Apple?

Will have a stopover there en route to Brazil for a vacation. It's the only way to fly premium-economy to Brazil. Have you been, would you go? It never pops up in retirement alternative destination discussions here. 'Doesn't look like there's much there to interest me. Two small old areas with some souks, a mall or two, some fake beaches. I was surprised that Abu Dhabi, the nicer part of Dubai with a Louvre branch is 3 hours away from the main airport.

It would be a million times better for your head (and your chances) if you were coming to Thailand for any other reason than seeking a romantic partner. Who are the woman here who "truly interested" above all else? Those would be pretty needy women, like yourself. Not a recipe for fun, romance, or a long run. They'd also very likely be strongly needy in the $$$$ department. Build a life here, meet positive people, take your time. Just like back home. You'll still be you, so work on that too.