MalcolmB

Are am not sure why you keep talking about Australians? You might want to get yourself checked out for menopausal dementia.

VW or Porsche?

Remember the old saying. Snitches are bitches that get stitches.

Ok Freddy. Whatever

Yeah can’t wait for that. load up the ice box in the car and drink in the car, it will be fantastic. I seem to recall a couple of days ago you arguing with someone, as you like doing, who said that you should always check when reversing out for children. You said you never did. I always do, and always reverse very slowly for safety issues. I seem to recall that a child had actually died on that thread. The chances of either of us killing a kid are slim. But if I take precautions like I do I think the chances of you killing a kid are higher than me. And to all of us on this forum who will be going out and drinking tonight, please drive safely, stay off your phone and always check what is behind you when reversing.

I would not say proud. a bit smug perhaps.

a turd got stuck in the air pipe?

Less than from speeding drivers. why do all the car manufacturers produce cars that can go 200km plus? why is that allowed? why are not all cars fitted with speed controllers?

I agree during drunk on a motorcycle is quite risky. Booze affects your balance and you need balance for two wheels.

He isn’t making it worse. He hasn’t killed anyone. You wouldn’t even know about it if he had not have been so honest and told you. You and your mate Lou are carrying on like a two bobwatch.

Great post mate.

These self righteous posers are not dealing with reality, they are in a woke dream land. No wonder they have no social life. Go to any pub tonight and you will see people driving home after having a few. Millions are doing it all over the world right now.

99% of drunk drivers don’t kill anybody. Are you insane? Please keep it real.

You are statistically wrong. Highly unlikely.

I am not saying everyone can do it. Many people certainly shouldn’t. Some people, most people, do it their entire lives and it is never an issue. Sorry if that reality offends you. it is what it is.

Most people do it. The only people who do not realize this is the ones that stay home every night imagining stuff. Pubs and restaurants have car parks, not taxi ranks.

It is. I usually pull over to the side of the road when using my phone. Only takes a few seconds. All your other imagined scenarios are just in your mind. You should get out more.

It happens when you go out drinking 4,500 times over 30 years.

Not bragging, just stating the facts. sorry if it is not PC or woke enough for you. i would say most drinkers on this forum would drink drive. they just don’t say it because the puritans will harp on like you and others are. And I find an American talking about me hypothetically talking about an imaginary child I will kill a bit rich considering you guys are supplying the bombs that are actually killing kids everyday.

He obviously knows his limit, it works for him.

Well, we were not going to tell you. But anyway, your mum says to say hello.

I think it is worse. When drunk I am watching the road.

Having some hot flushes and feeling grumpy this morning are we dear? Can I suggest some evening primrose oil?

My father was probably better than me as he did use to speed (as he always did) and also never had an accident. lets be clear, I DO a adjust my driving when drunk for safety (and legal) reasons. And with nearly 5,000 journeys without incident I have proven to myself that my technique is a proven winner.

You just stay home, sober, looking out over the dam through your faux French windows listening to the grandfather clock ticking away until you fall off the perch. It won’t be long now mate.