Everything posted by short-Timer
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Smoking weed?
I behave normal, never bother anyone, unlike the drunks.
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Smoking weed?
I agree, yet there is an unlimited supply of anti-weed numpties wanting to debate it 24/7. Take the OP for example, now that's a crusader!
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Smoking weed?
Yet another gem of anti-weed nonsense. I wonder how many more idiotic posts like this we’re going to have to suffer through? Prolly endless. Funny how weed smokers are usually chill and mind their own business, but being around a drunk is one of the worst experiences imaginable. Unless of course she’s only had a couple and she’s riding reverse cowgirl, in which case, carry on.
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No Words Needed
How long do we have until it is our own turn? Youth.mp4
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Thai Romance 101: Dating Birds or Babysitting? You Decide
Yep, he's been grinding it on AN overtime again lately, cranking out the drivel at warp speed and now he thinks he owns the joint, waving around his imaginary copyright on forum sh*t show antics. Hey, Gamma, is that you in this clip suffering emotional meltdown while some tourist floozy hijacks your precious paradise of salvation?
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What a drag it is getting old....
Ok, GG, you seem to be getting 1 confused with 3. How many fingers am I holding up?
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What a drag it is getting old....
Me too. I haven't even been born yet.
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Poll. When you see farang male with Thai do you assume she was….
Oh, look, another bar girl topic. Thank goodness. The Community Pub was running low on the subject. Where is Bob when you really need him, FFS?
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Do you own a robot vacuum cleaner?
The best advice I can offer, when heading to Soi 6 in search of a new vacuum, is to consult with the Mamasan first to find out which unit provides the best suction. Either that or give Bob a ring if you want some intel on the best "alternative" models.
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Goat of Thailand
Ugh. More YouTube video links nobody needs.
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Is it Legal for security to enter my property without my say so?
Bob gets absolutely feral the second you remind him of any of his twenty to thirty odd old AN accounts. He struts around acting like some criminal mastermind pulling off new secret identities, but in reality he’s just that kid who thinks hiding behind the curtains at a dinner party makes him invisible. The moment you bring up his past usernames, you can practically hear his fragile little fantasy shatter like a Dollar Store wine glass. But hasn’t he recycled the security guard topic more than thrice already? There was also that one he posted where he’s prancing around his house naked when a security guard shows up at his door, no? He’s not even original at this point, just rerunning his own embarrassing material like a sitcom nobody wanted renewed.
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Trans woman caught smuggling 26 kilos of cannabis into the UK
- Trans woman caught smuggling 26 kilos of cannabis into the UK
Another genius from the UK 🤦🏻♂️ --- https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15005893/Trans-woman-cannabis-sex-change-operation-jailed-mens-prison.html Trans woman caught smuggling 26 kilos of cannabis into the UK to try and fund a sex change operation is jailed for 18 months in a men's prison 10:46, 16 Aug 2025, updated 10:46, 16 Aug 2025 By CIARAN FOREMAN A trans woman who was caught smuggling 26kg of cannabis into the UK in order to fund a sex change operation has been sentenced to 18 months behind bars in a men's prison. Keira Borrett, 46, from Gorleston-on-Sea, Norfolk, was discovered with two suitcases full of the Class B drug when stopped by Border Force officials at London Heathrow Airport on May 23. Borrett, who was born a male but identifies as a woman, had been returning to the UK from Bangkok in Thailand - where Isleworth Crown Court heard the smuggler made a deal to transport the drugs in exchange for £10,000 transitional surgery. Prosecutor Sahra Ali said police had been told how Borrett had bumped into a man from Essex in a Bangkok bar, where the conversation turned to how expensive said surgery had become. After being introduced to accomplices of the Essex man, Borrett received a drop-off by two men in an SUV which contained two 'very heavy' bags, which were then checked in as luggage under Borrett's name. Borrett was instructed to take these bags to a hotel once touching down in the UK and was informed a payment of £10,000 would be sent for doing so - in turn funding the surgery. However, Borrett's attempts were thwarted when the airport luggage check revealed that the two suitcases were stuffed with vacuum-sealed cannabis parcels which had a total value of around £800,000, prompting the smuggler's arrest. Borrett pleaded guilty to smuggling the Class B drug at an earlier hearing.- Spanked in Alaska: Red Carpet for Putin, Zero Deals Done
1. Did Trump promise a ceasefire before the Alaska meeting? Yes. In the lead-up to the summit, Trump insisted he wanted a ceasefire, even setting deadlines and warning of “severe consequences” if Putin refused Foreign Policy He also said on Air Force One that he would not be satisfied unless some form of ceasefire was agreed upon 2. Did he threaten heavy sanctions if no ceasefire was agreed? Yes. Before the summit, Trump had warned of tariffs and significant consequences if Russia did not agree to pause hostilities 3. Were those promises fulfilled? No. At the end of the Alaska summit: There was no deal, no ceasefire, and no new sanctions announced Trump later dropped his demand for a ceasefire, stating the focus should instead be on a final peace agreement Although he later again threatened sanctions if no peace deal followed, none materialized immediately after the meeting 4. “No ceasefire was arranged: that’s true.” Absolutely. The summit ended with no ceasefire agreement. Trump later reversed his demand for one- Thais are supposedly peaceful people, but why not on the roads?
Bob, best thing about the village of Bell End in the West Midlands is that you don't even have to hail from Bell End to be considered a proper Bellender. Just look at you, Bellender of the highest order, living in some sweaty little boxy gaff with no air-con off Second Road by Soi 6, and yet you manage to get away with it all. How do you keep everything so well under control, Bob?- Ganja-Proof in Pattaya: What’s the Bloody Point Mates?
Totally agree. There are no weed shops anywhere in Pattaya. He must be totally full of ...- Thais are supposedly peaceful people, but why not on the roads?
Oh, look who's suddenly back creating 10 new hopeless topics every day that nobody needs, whilst immediately bashing Thai people and Thailand to the highest order. No time at all wasted on pleasantries now is there? Alas, it's none other than long-lost Bob The...- Do =real= men ever succumb to Hot Flashes?
Case Study: Subject Gamma Glitterglobs Age: Timeless. Location: Gay Town, Chiang Mai, Planet Earth, possibly higher dimension. Primary Concern: Complete absence of hot flashes, green flashes, or Downton Abbey–approved menopause experiences. Symptoms: None whatsoever besides ADD, ADHD, OCD, OCPD, PTSD, GAD, ASD, MDD, BPD, NPD and TVS (Thai Visa Syndrome). Subject reports persistent hardness comparable only to a freshly mashed cucumber. No hair or hair loss observed. Libido apparently intact to a mythological degree. Emotional stability occasionally interrupted by the compulsion to post Topics displaying lunacy at industrial strength frequency. Findings: Subject GG appears to have bypassed the normal trajectory of human aging. Despite exposure to both Thai humidity and modern Woke Mentality, subject remains impervious to male menopause. Testosterone levels suspected to be stratospheric, possibly infinite. Forum posting levels of excessive-obsessive drivel dangerously high, creating a digital greenhouse effect all of their own. Diagnosis: Transcendent Male Perfection. Subspecies classification: Homo Forumicus Eternalis. Subject demonstrates immunity to the petty hormonal frailties of mankind. His very existence threatens to rewrite endocrinology, anthropology, and the manifesto of Dr. Ruth simultaneously. Prognosis: Global medical community will likely collapse under the sheer weight of Gamma’s cucumber-soft testimony. Nobel Prize in Physiology and Literature imminent. Potential canonization as patron saint of men who never experience menopause. Recommendation: Patient should continue to post tirelessly at the rate of 5 new topics per day, for at least two more decades, to ensure that future generations may learn the true meaning of life, hot feces, and random capitalization.- If a thai man hit you first, would you retaliate?
Welcome back bob. Missed you loads sweetheart. How many a year was it again on the queer thing?- Depression
So you've dropped another one of your useless 3 sentence topics, then you've added nothing to it since, and now you've run away back to your Pornhub to try and sort out your own malignant depression. Sheesh...- Do you stand aghast at the Chemistry you have forgotten?
What is this chemistry you speak of? I have no idea really. Somewhere between high school explosions and Netflix documentaries about atoms maybe? I lost track. All I know is I do not have it. How can I be sure? Well, once a very attractive women was giving me a BJ, and I let one slip. She stopped mid-action and declared, with the solemnity of a scientist presenting a Nobel Prize, that we didn’t have any chemistry. So apparently chemistry is the magical invisible force that makes farting during intimate acts desirably unacceptable. Who knew? Maybe two people can lack it simultaneously, maybe it is the reason we have bad dates, traffic jams, and socks that vanish in the laundry. Does anyone really need it anyway? Perhaps yes if you want oral favors. But personally, I am considering a lifestyle free of chemistry, experiments be damned. The world might survive. I might survive. And if I do not, at least I will have a good story about science failing me at the worst possible moment.- Depression
Susan, you are hiding behind vague forum topics like this again and projecting onto others while struggling with your own depression. Since you are feeling down and having negative thoughts about yourself, seeking professional help from a qualified medical or mental health professional is the best step. Mental health support is available in Thailand for both locals and expats, and getting guidance early can make a real difference. You’ve been letting this go on too long, and it would be best for you to take action now to finally help yourself.- How often do you, irrationally, believe you have a brain tumor?
ONLY when I'm reading one of your topics. But I've been told that limiting this behavior would help prevent further onset of that frightful condition.- Checkered Shirt Brigade
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So that was you pointing at me, laughing and taking photos of me and bob trolling ladyboys together on Soi 6 the other day? By the way, the shorts have 22 pockets. Just sayin... - Trans woman caught smuggling 26 kilos of cannabis into the UK