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xAI Tech Support: “Thank you for calling xAI support. How can I help you today?” GammaGlobulin: “Hi, this is GammaGlobulin. I keep hearing about this Grok 3 AI thing. How do I use it for free? And can it help to treat my mental health issues? Does anybody know?” xAI Tech Support: “Sure thing, GammaGlobulin. Grok 3 is available for free to all X users for a limited time, as announced by xAI. You can access it by logging into x.com, clicking the ‘Grok’ option in the sidebar, and typing your question in the chat interface. No subscription needed right now, but it’s beta, so there might be usage limits. Have you tried that yet?” GammaGlobulin: “Okay, but I don’t have an X account. Can I still use it for free? I’m too much of a tight anoose to pay for anything that does not involve ladyboy porn, and I don’t even know where the internet is on this stupid computer. What color is the internet?" xAI Tech Support: “No X account? You can also try Grok 3 for free without signing up by visiting yeschat.ai, where it’s accessible directly through their platform. Just go to their Grok 3 page and start chatting—no login required. But, uh, you’ll need to open a web browser, like Chrome or Firefox, to get there. Can you find one of those on your screen?” GammaGlobulin: “A browser? You mean do I like to read books or is it that blue ‘e’ thing? I clicked it, and now the screen’s all white. Also, I tried yelling ‘Grok, make me free!’ at the computer, and it didn't look pleased when I did that. Am I doing it wrong?” xAI Tech Support: [long pause] “Alright, GammaGlobulin, let’s try something else. Do you still have the original box the computer came in when you bought it?” GammaGlobulin: “Yeah, it’s here with me in the basement where my mother keeps me shut in under lock and key. Why?” xAI Tech Support: “Great. Can you shut the computer down and then unplug the power plug to the computer from the wall?” GammaGlobulin: “Okay, uh, wait, hold on… done. Everything’s off now.” xAI Tech Support: “Perfect. Now, can you put the computer back in the box?” GammaGlobulin: “What? The whole thing? Uh, okay, I'll try, okay… [sounds of struggling] It’s kinda crammed in there now.” xAI Tech Support: “Excellent. Now take the box back to the store you purchased it from and they will provide you with a full cash refund.” GammaGlobulin: “Huh? Is it broken or something?” xAI Tech Support: “No, GammaGlobulin, it’s not broken. You’re just a beta cuck, a numpty of the highest order and too stupid to be capable of using a computer.”

Real suicide or was she Epsteined by Andrew the fiddler? In 2019 she posted the following on her Twitter account: "I am making it publicy known that in no way, shape or form am I sucidal. I have made this known to my therapist and GP- If something happens to me- in the sake of my family do not let this go away and help me to protect them. Too many evil people want to see me quiteted" She's posted stuff like the above multiple times over the years it seems. But then recently, some of her posts weren't really like they belonged to someone of sound mind.

Squeeze it yourself. Ewwww

Why do you have so many bum pimples? Try improving hygiene.

Why are your topics always the worst and least interesting?

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Rubbish

Lifeless.

Fool

Oversized loser. Hopeless.

No, the purpose is to stop you from posting your endless verbal drivel on AN. Nobody wants it or needs it. If only you could just go get .......

Not my job. I'm not here to prove anything. I live in Bangkok and see it all the time. Just go to some big malls outside the city center where it's mainly just locals. You'll see it too. Central Ladprao, anywhere really. Anyway, you are just off. Out of touch. Disconnected. Imagining a Thailand that suits you because you don't know what it's really like. You need a dose of reality for once. Get out. Live a little.

Still BS. I see locals touching all the time in public. Holding hands, arm around the waist or shoulder when walking. Sometimes touching the head. You are deluded and have now moved onto making up more BS to support your initial delusions.

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Total BS. How did you even come to that incorrect assumption?

Not you, Susan. Go away

Those who are serious, long-term investors are normally fully invested at any given time and don't wait for "buying opportunities" and those who try to time the market by sitting on enough cash set aside for investment to make a significant difference in their financial future often end up missing the biggest up days. And missing just a handful of those, often the six, seven, or ten best days in a year or during a multi year bull run, can drastically reduce long term returns, often by half according to a JP Morgan research study. For instance, JP Morgan Asset Management’s 2019 Retirement Guide illustrates the impact of missing the market’s best days. They found that over a 20 year period from January 1, 1999, to December 31, 2018, an investor who missed the ten best days in the stock market would have seen their overall return cut in half. Specifically, a ten thousand dollar investment would have grown to 29,845 dollars if fully invested, but only to 14,895 dollars if the ten best days were missed. So when someone right now says they are “waiting to buy the dip,” it usually means one of two things: 1- They were smart enough to get out when Trump took office, locking in the massive gains they achieved during Biden’s presidency, and are now sitting in cash waiting for Trump to tank the market. If they are Trump supporters though, then most likely they were not smart enough to have done that. 2- So more likely, they never got in at the right time during the last bull run, missed out on major gains, and are still trying to time the market, hoping to catch the perfect entry point and will most likely miss the next bottom too. The question is, which boat are you in if you see this as a buying opportunity? And if you are mostly invested and only have a small amount of cash set aside for a crash, then buying the dip now is not going to be a life changing event for you anyway.

Yes, the Fed put is always there, but Trump risks destroying its credibility. Furthermore, Powell has already signaled that he's not going to cut rates to fix Trump's self-inflicted economic crash. The Put is there for crisis situations and black swan events that are beyond anyone's control, not for when a President is single handedly responsible for a self-imposed financial crisis. Trump needs to fix this by himself. But can he? Indications are that he can't.

Flip-flops more in a day than he changes his diapers.

The S&P 500 has dropped a total of 14% since Trump took office, the steepest decline in such a short period of time under the start of any US presidency since the index was created in 1957. The only other president to see more than a 5% drop so early in their term was Bush in 2001, and even that was only 7%. Too much winning?

To prevent Dengue. That's what the vaccine is for. Outcomes? No side effects, no dengue.

Has fallen. Still falling.

So stupid, no facts, not on topic, useless. Only childish name calling. Typical Trump cultist idiocy.

Just start printing more money again, brrrrrrrr.

I got it. So glad I did.