fangless

I've just been  told I now have got Parkinson's desease"
"I just wish the b^gger had kept it to himself"

19 minutes ago, jacko45k said:

You at it again super spreader?????

Super spreader of legs I assume!

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

A man ran home form work, pulled his wife into the bedroom, threw her on the bed and pulled the blankets over them.

She was shocked - he hadn't done this for more than 20 years.

Then her husband said, "Look, my new watch glows in the dark."

Did she clock him for wasting her time and passion?

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Guys, is it Belend, Bell End,or Bell-end?

It's for a headstone, so I need to get it right.

 

 

I often wonder what kind of "ding dong" end compiles theese lists and if he is complete pr!ck!

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Bigamy.

Like the real me, but taller.

Were/are you one of the two golfers you mentioned ealier?

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

People say I'm sarcastic
but I'm just investigating the effects of irony on morons.

Does that mean you self test/investigate before posting?

????

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

Two men are playing golf when one realizes he's left his jacket at the last tee He goes back to get it, stops halfway and turns back.

"What's up?" asks his mate.

"Well, you see those two women at the tee? One's my wife, and she's playing with my mistress."

His mate laughs and says, "No worries, I'll go get it for you."

He stops halfway, comes back, looks at his mate and says "Small world."

The two men are obviously playing too many holes!

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I've just seen on the news that the thief who is stealing t-shirts in order of size is still at large.

Probably he will XL at stealing at his next shop!
 

2 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

TPN processes the payments for all Bangkok Bank cards.

What has that got to do with the OP which is asking about the use of the card outside Thailand?

6 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Unfortunately BKB Mastercard uses the TPN network, which is a bit hit and miss.

It's not a real Mastercard.

Please explain that comment;

This is from BKK

Bangkok Bank Executive Vice President and Credit Card Division Manager Shoke Na Ranong said the card can be used to pay at shops with the TPN symbol, those in the Mastercard network, and also for online purchases, both domestically and internationally.

1 minute ago, AustinRacing said:

Don’t you mean Barthelona?

Thowey you are right!

12 minutes ago, Danderman123 said:

It’s a Mastercard, attached to a savings account.

Which means if the ATM anywhere shows the Mastercard Logo it should work OK!

What type of BKK card do you have? Credit/debit/Mastercard/Visa/Union Pay or another type of BKK Card and what type of account is it attached to?

They all have different capabilities!

Chat-up Line:-
Would you like to try an Australian kiss?

It is just like a French kiss, but down under!

Before mount rushmore was carved, it’s beauty was unpresidented!

Plastic surgery anonymous tonight
Hope we don’t remember any new faces 

Feeling a bit paranoid?
Just remember...I can see you, you are not alone!
 

TODAY’s DAILY INSULT;

I didn’t mean to push all of your buttons 
I was just trying to hit mute!