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3 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Did the civilisation of ancient Egypt break down because it was essentially just a massive pyramid scheme?

I believe it was the original "Crypto" currency but run by the Mummie's union who had it all wrapped up before the guys who gave a tootin came in and raided the tombs!

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

If you want a job in the moisturiser industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.

I'm a bit wet behind the ears when it comes to this industry!  Does that meen I'm qualified for a job interview?

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Is it possible to buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

Only if you have a queque mate!

With a question like that I wonder what you use your brain for, if anything!

54 minutes ago, roo860 said:

I agree her major function involves lying down when told to but why is she being allowed to lie down on the dishwashing job?

15 hours ago, Meat Pie 47 said:

What has the chimney got to do with it?

Cause all the cr@p about this "new" virus appears to have now gone up in smoke!!

????

That statement is pure $£$£;

It is Political waffle and gobbledgook!

Can anyone translate that nonsense into a form of language (any!!!) that either I or a Thai or any other nationallity could possibly understand?

5 minutes ago, seedy said:

Besides the passport, I have never needed any of the things listed.

On my third bank now - BKK bank

I have only listed above a direct copy from their web site which is basically their rules.

I. like you, did not need to bother with proof of address (Note they only say "Notes: Contact addresses for both Thailand and overseas must be provided"  -  They say nothing about providing proof)

 I used the GF address who was my sponser as a "BKK Customer" Her and the passport were all I required along with original deposit and fees for debit card etc!

17 hours ago, The Hammer2021 said:

Dress appropriately and speak politely and any bank will do business  with you

Provided you meet their account opening rules!

Please see my post above where I have copied the BKK Bank requirements directly from their web site and a link.

I do not see any reference in that link to dress codes, nationallity or colour of skin!

Most of the posters here are trying to help the OP with facts, not unfounded and unhelpful general statements!

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