fangless

FYI there are now no ATMs inside or near PANTIP Plaza. 

The last one which was near the car park entrance has beeb removed as of course have the Bangkok Bank Machines.

I belive the nearest one is outside the Mini BigC near to Suriwong Bookshop. 

14 hours ago, Oxx said:

I use Linux, not Microsoft Windows, so really am not at risk.)

Says who?

Being serious for a minute, have you tried a slingshot?

1 minute ago, jacko45k said:

If you sprinkle salt on their tails they cannot fly and you can pick them up!

If you attck them with salt would that not be classified as asault and maybe classified as torture as we are all advised that salt is bad for us?

1 minute ago, jacko45k said:

With plastic pellets I doubt it would be killing them..... 

Try clubbing them with the gun!

1 minute ago, jacko45k said:

Including pigeons?

My notes say nothing about killing!  If the killing is swift is it torture?

9 hours ago, xylophone said:

Throckmorton knew that when he passed wind in the echo chamber, he'd never hear the last of it.

I'm sure I've heard this before on multiple occasions or am I just repeating myself!

10 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Just neck exercise for men?

59 minutes ago, billd766 said:

Thank you from a Ford Ranger owner here in Thailand. When you are out walking could you please wear a target shirt and printed on the front should be fangless and on the back it should read "It's me". I would hate to have a brake failure with the wrong person.                ???? 

Have you no gumption or as In your case has it broken into your mind that  "FORD" could stand for "Failure Of Ranger Driver" who bites off more than he can chew by attacking a toothless stranger! Suck on that and see if it bites your bum!

PS; Since Ford's brakes break all the time could you give us all a break by not driving your broken down breaking-less vehicle at breakneck speeds and breaking my peace!  Assuming of course you can actually get it to start!

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Paintball guns, BB guns and airsoft guns are not considered firearms, so it is legal to possess them without having a permit or registering them. However the owner must comply with the following conditions:

• The gun hasn’t been modified to use CO2.

• Only plastic bullets are used – no metal bullets or marbles may be fired.

• When carrying the gun outside of the owner’s property it must be packed in a safe case or box. It is not allowed to be carried in shirt or trouser pockets, nor can it be left out in the open.

• The gun can’t be used to commit a crime or torture animals.

 

Chat-up Line:- 

Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

TODAY’s DAILY INSULT;

What do you use for contraception?

Your total lack of personality? 

 I am not complaining but the only letters I get are from my mother and even they are addressed ‘To whom it may concern’.

The Department for Environment announced that a new electric car is to be withdrawn from the market. A spokesman said: ‘It was a failure. It could only travel three yards as the flex wasn’t long enough.’

At the British Rail tennis championships this week, a Surrey engine driver was forced to retire from the mixed doubles after a low ball in the midland region left his services severely disrupted.