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On 10/11/2020 at 12:42 PM, BritManToo said:

1) Up in Chiang Mai, been her 10+ years, never had sewage smells summer or winter.

(except when I walk past the horse riding stables)

 

2) Learn to watch where you step.

Your comment is, as it is quite often, pointless as you are talking about being outside the city.  There ain't no riding stables in the city but there sure as hell are sewage smells in many locations both in and outside the moat and klongs, especially in the hot session!

I wonder who owns the biggest fencing company in Thailand!

There is no point of talking about formal crossings until the whole railway lines system is secured by very strong fences on both sides of the tracks for it's complete length to stop the construction of "ad hoc" crossings, as in most of the rest of the responsible and safety conscious world.
TIT!  

It will never happen.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

A mathematician, an engineer, a lawyer, and an accountant were all up for a job interview:

The mathematician was called in and asked as part of the interview, “What is 1+1?” The mathematician gets his calculator out and does the calculation and says “2.”

The engineer is then asked the same question when he is called in and he asks for some paper and a pencil. He then draws a few diagrams and he again says, “2.”

The lawyer is again asked the question, thinks about it for a second, does some research and says “This answer was proven back in 1946 in the case of 1 vs 1 in which the answer was found to be 2.”

The accountant is then asked the same question and he stands up, closes the blinds, turns off the light, closes the door, gets really close (pre-COVID) and whispers

“What do you want it to be?”

A woman, about to undergo a Tax/earnings audit, asked her accountant for advice on what to wear. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your finest attire and claim it on expenses".

Then she asked her legal counsel the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper".

Utterly confused at this point, she went to her rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of her dilemma. "Let me tell you a story" replied the rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck.' But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. 'Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel'".

The woman protested "Rabbi, what does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" "Don't you see? It doesn't matter what you wear my dear! Either way, you still get screwed and the results will be the same"

16 hours ago, JulesMad said:

The capacity of people (in TV and outside) to ask stupid questions never cease to amaze me ...

And of course the stupid people who respond to them!

????

A herd of sheep walks into a bar.

One of the sheep says "A round of beers, please."
The bartender says "Okay, so that's one, two, three, four.... five..... six.......

zzzzzzzzz

18 hours ago, Scot123 said:

The army have a very large IT unit.

I think you missed a "T" and an "S" from the above!

methinks it should read;

The army have a very large TITS unit! 

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball!

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple.

It only had limited memory. 

Just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

Thieves had broken into my house yesterday.

They stole everything in the house except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant.

Dirty Bastards.

But at least I can wash my hands of them (before anyone else says it!)

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer yesterday.

I don't know what he laced them with,

but I've been tripping all day.

I got a new pair of gloves today,

but they're both 'lefts' which,

on the one hand, is great,

but on the other,

it's just not right.

Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here's a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

* The really obnoxious brother - Please Gogh
* The brother who ate prunes - Gotta Gogh
* His dizzy aunt - Verti Gogh
* An aunt who taught positive thinking - Wayto Gogh
* And his magician uncle - Wherediddy Gogh

See my post 9339 below for some more to go on!