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LAZY WIFE CURE

Yesterday my wife thought she saw a cockroach in the kitchen. 
She sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly for the first time since we married

Today I'm putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
 

UNSOCIABLE PEOPLE. 

Simply pop your coat on before answering your front door. 
If it's someone you don't want to see, you can say you are on your way out.
In the unlikely event it's someone you do want to see, you can simply say you've just arrived home.

21 hours ago, Enoon said:

Seaplanes are divided into Floatplanes and Flying Boats.

 

Both may be classified as Amphibious.

 

Because the NAX-5 depends on a fuselage/hull for bouyancy it is an Amphibious Flying Boat.

 

This is an Amphibious Floatplane:

 

This is an Amphibious Flying Boat:

 

Floatplane:

 

Flying Boat:

 

All are Seaplanes.

 

 

If you wish to be pedantic I should point out that they are also all called aircraft!

I was only trying to point out that the "Aircraft" in question is capable of both land and sea operation and is therefore "amphibious" as opposed to being a a pure "Seaplane" capable of only seaborne operations!

I don't see any submarines in that list!

Oops;  Silly me they sank!

Thanks for the great Info above re holographic Will.  

It looks like it is all I require for my single retirement visa bank account to be left to the other half.  She is already sitting on everything else I own in this country anyway.

Without getting embroiled in the "you must have a witness/do not need a witness" discussion, would I be correct in assuming that it would not do any harm to have a holographic Will witnessed anyway?

13 hours ago, ubonjoe said:

No alcohol sales on October 1st for the end of buddhist lent.

That is what I assumed going by your holidays list, which I always consult.  The problem is that Phuket say tomorrow is dry day but my other half, my tuk tuk driver and the local 7/11 say they know nothing about a dry day today or tomorrow!

2 minutes ago, Promula said:

Sarcasm?

 

It's a great idea - joining trading groups that don't subsequently try to gain political and legal control over you.

No!

It is so you get control over them!

I think the author is just parroting some old bird it has met!

8 hours ago, ballpoint said:

That's what happens when the signals get all fried!

16 minutes ago, Peter Denis said:

A common mistake...

 

A common mistake to come again within two days - see 9086!

18 minutes ago, billd766 said:

More like giving the p1ss.

I'll drink to that!

I have 100Bht riding on this! 

TV Holidays states that tomorrow, 1st October, is dry but the misses insists no and that everything is open.  Who is right.

It's the money bet I am worried about, not the booze!  

Honest.

PS;  Talking about CM in particular if it makes any difference.

5 hours ago, billd766 said:

I know that feeling very well.

Is that called taking the "P"?

48 minutes ago, Peter Denis said:

Nice Surprise

 

Was that by any way a "cockup" or have I just laid an egg with that delivery?

Just a quick warning for some!!