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On 10/9/2020 at 10:57 AM, ballpoint said:
They told me I'd never be good at poetry because I'm dyslexic, but I proved them wrong.
So far I've made 3 jugs and a vase.
Shouldn't that read 3 bugs and a case?
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1 hour ago, VBF said:
What's the problem?
They're designed to have pricks in ????
45 minutes ago, jvs said:Quote of the day!!!!!
Ok! So I've been shafted again
(as the actress said to the bishop)!
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On 10/8/2020 at 4:17 PM, Matzzon said:
Minimum price in government hospitals is about 1500 usd, and in better hospitals as well as clinics it can reach 5000 usd.
How can you quote those figures without examining the patient?
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1 hour ago, RJRS1301 said:
or target practice accident
Sad but potentially true.
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Unfortunate/accidental bike crash coming up I fear.
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"What do you call a professional grafter."
"A nurseryman."
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"You know Fatty Schultz the butcher.
What do you suppose he weighs?"
"I don't know, what does he weigh?"
"Meat."
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"I saw a sign in a hardware store to-day
'Cast iron sinks.'
As though everyone wasn't wise to that.
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A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between annoyed, anger and exasperation?”
The father replied, “It is mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean.”With that, the father went to the telephone and dialled a number at random. To the man who answered the phone, he said, “Hello, is Melvin there?”
The man answered, “There is no one living here named Melvin. Why don’t you learn to look up numbers before you dial them?”
“See,” said the father to his daughter. “That man was not a bit happy with our call. He was probably very busy with something, and we annoyed him. Now watch . . .”
The father dialled the same number again. “Hello, is Melvin there?” asked the father.
“Now look here!” came the heated reply. “You just called this number, and I told you that there is no Melvin here! You’ve got a lot of nerve calling again!” The receiver was slammed down hard.
The father turned to his daughter and said, “You see, that was anger. Now I’ll show you what exasperation means.”
He dialled the same number, and a violent voice roared, “HELLO!”
The father calmly said in a muffled voice,
“Hello, this is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?”
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What is Democracy? A boy is asked at school as his homework.
So the little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is democracy?"Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalist. Your Mom spends the money, so we'll call her the Government. Nanny is working at home for money, she's the worker class. We're here to spend that money to take care of you, the people. And your baby brother in bed, the future."
So the little boy goes off to bed and later hears his baby brother crying, he gets up to check on him and finds that he severely soiled his diaper. So the boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeps in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy goes to school. When teacher askes if anyone got the answer to the homework he raises hand,
"Democracy is, while Capitalists are screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep trouble."
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57 minutes ago, webfact said:
it is the students’ duty to find the truth.
Surely it is the teachers job to teach the truth and or show them how and where to find it!.
The students can't find it if it is not made available to them!
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Why do people have to keep hijacking threads with arguments on a non related subject. It just hides the good information and leads to new topics having to be started.
Can those arguing about AGI/TI etc go and start another thread and leave this to making a will-NOT about tax returns.
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12 hours ago, Gandtee said:
To go back to my original post as to whether the BBC streaming sites were working. I'm pretty sure it's my computer problem. Why? In a flash of inspiration I sorted out my old laptop and and could get easyview even though it's buffering. So it means a trip to the computer shop as I can't sort it. Without a VPN I've never had a problem up till now and I suspect I've interfered with things I shouldn't have. Thanks for all the suggestions.
My screenshot at Post 7 above was taken yesterday at 1800(ish) local Thai time without VPN!
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Mine is OK please see screenshot;
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38 minutes ago, scoupeo said:why are you talking if you are not even able to read what is written ? so boring you ! I cannot stand people like you anymore !
I AM TELLING YOU that pattaya immigrarats do not start new visa from November 1st !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! clear now ?!
so please stop talking until you are able to at least read !!!
You may not have noticed but I believe that "2 is 1" is not a native English speaker. A little curtesy, especially in Thailand can go a long way!
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1 hour ago, 2long said:
hey're not tourists if they have to stay for minimum 90 days, but has anyone confirmed that they will? I would be very surprised.
The original announcement said a minimum stay of 30 days but available for 90. Have they changed that as well?
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19 minutes ago, bendejo said:He is his own god. It's convenient, his Sundays are free.
I wish the world was free of him as POTUS.
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14 minutes ago, Gandtee said:
Any idea why I can't get it and a tip as to how I can?
Maybe try clearing cache/browsing history. Could also try deleting the Cookies for those sites and re-accepting if required.
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Just now, Srikcir said:Trump is still infected and a "spreader."
And not just of COVID!
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3 minutes ago, Jingthing said:As far as the sign I saw yesterday I wonder if I was hallucinating. After all I am the flashback member. It was rather a shock but given the reality on the streets it really shouldn't be.
Also the language on the sign was very weird.
Suspending service?
<deleted> is that?
If the mall is closing freaking put up a saying the mall is closing.
Why pussyfoot about that if indeed that is what's happening which again I'm not totally sure.?
Also tell us is this a permanent change and the place will be torn down or just turn it into another ghost mall and wait for better days when it just might be resurrected.
Why not take a photo and put us all out of our misery.
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5 minutes ago, bendejo said:Don't you mean his ego?
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