Late last night me and a couple of pals went walk about around the beach resort. It was quite late and we're all coca cola'd up..
We found a massage shop open with 4 lovely young women sat outside, so we naturally went in to dip our toes..
I went for the full body service, I don't need to give all the gory details but you lot know what's up. We paid the girls then left.
About 5 minutes later my massage girl came running down the street accusing me of stealing her phone.. flabbergasted I said 'what the hell are you on about, look, I have the lastest and greatest smartphone here of my own.'
She demanded that I empty my pockets and show her what's inside my bag, to which I outright refused unless I could call the police and have them write a report.. I almost started filming her but she had already turned her back on me and started walking back towards the shop..
She declined my offer and stormed off in a big huff.
Dizzy cow probably lost it or misplaced it when she was 'servicing' me...
3 more days till I'm back home in safe, clean Kobe.
Thr Don.