BilllyGOAT

Stage 4 Aspergers. Terminal.

No bench pressing for him. Only 16 ounce curls. But as you can see, he has a great time doing them.

It is ironic that someone who seems to dislike nearly everyone on a forum, where the feeling is clearly mutual, spends nearly all of his waking hours trying to get positive attention from the same people he claims not to like. If that is not a sign of mental illness, I don't know what is.

We all know who else will be there with bells on. 😂

I can think of a few people around here who fit that description. I do not think there is any fixing their OCD. AN is probably as good as it ever gets for them. When you think about the next ten or twenty years of their lives it is a little sad. The three I have in mind all seem to operate the same way. Very high post counts each day, lots of short, snarky sound bites. High volume output, all low quality.

They do it because they have no life, no friends, and don't know what else to do with themselves. Just like you. Except they have no interest in counting toothpaste tubes, dental clinics with the word smile in the name, or chasing ladyboys around Pattaya like you do. But you will be working for another 15 years and not retire either. You would miss those mops and the dirty hospital floors too much. Who wouldn't, right?

Yes, you are probably in serious danger Georgette Way too much alcohol Go to the emergency room right away Your liver is screaming and about to collapse Don’t take a nap cause you may never wake up Go to the hospital immediately Don’t move too fast Be very careful Help for your condition might already be too late The only known cure now is eating 5 plates of spicy som tum

I have always wanted to eat two, but I have never had the guts. Realistically I could probably demolish five or six if I let myself go, but I already feel guilty after eating just one. I am pretty sure the cheese they use has never even met a cow. And the ham is probably made from entrails and artificial ham flavor. That is what keeps me honest.

Less than a quid, innit.

But you've never had one of those 7-11 toasties, Harrisfan. You told me they are way out of your budget.

What about anyone whose name rhymes with pagoda?

SS? I'm having trouble working that one out. Can you offer any hints?

Just ban any male or female human who isn't Thai. Nobody will even notice.

You mean Susan the muppet? Disappeared. Without a trace. Nobody has a clue. Rumors abound it was a budget bus accident.

Fantasyland, hmm, sounds like the name one of the ladyboy bars he was moaning about. If I recall correctly, he complained about the cleanliness of the short time rooms. Can never please this guy. There is always something he'll find fault with.

Everyone in my family has lived to at least 100. They all died of old age. Just sayin... How about you, Dull-In? You’ll probably die from ladyboy asphyxiation syndrome before you leave Pattaya. What should we write on your tombstone? “A bit of a weird bloke, but died doing what he loved most.“

Hopefully 5 years will be enough time for you to finish compiling all your groundbreaking ladyboy statistics down there in Pattaya before your life expectancy finally gives up from all that exhausting “fun” you definitely are not having.

Everything annoys you, and you cry a lot. Not sure what you’re doing in Pattaya with all those bogans though. You could have stayed at home in Oz surrounded by your bogan workmates and not had to pay all that money to fly to Thailand just to be around more bogans you don’t even know. I guess the more bogans the better. Just sayin...

Thank you for all that great advice. I think you just changed my life.

Anyone like you with a negative reputation score goes straight onto my ignore list. Just sayin...

You must have learned that word from the Thai ladyboy you are staying with in Pattaya who calls you Duh-Ling.

I walk 3km a day, plus weights, stretching, and calisthenics. I know, it doesn’t get you as fit as doing naked burpees on a mop handle like you do, but I’m 78, so I need to take things a bit slower these days.

What an absolute relief. The thought of you leaving Gemini could have been a world-changing event, something that ripples across the globe. Please, whatever you do, don’t ever cancel that $20 a month Gemini subscription. I’m not sure the world could survive it.

Claude to the moon! People are lined up for it all along the watchtower, like it's a little wing.

Yep, he almost always gets stuck in the middle of them.