lucjoker

In Jomtien ,it takes me normaly 10 to 20 min for a 90 day 

For an extension 30 min 

and same for a mult.entry next day..........if you pick the right day...

doing this 15 y ,and be well prepared ( foto,copies,.....and if possible :your wife !)

The 90 day's can be done by your wife ,stay in bed.

15 hours ago, Monkeyrobot said:

What happened the the crane operator? Is he still alive? 

He's in the monkey-house.......

i mean ...the zoo

2 y of no sleep......and now they complain already ??????

Where they sleeping,or what?

it will be good for Thai people, they will not get any fatter because

they will spend all there money on boose,so nothing left to buy food.

Good treatment of obesitas ?

if your nose and eyes are in working order......they will tell you 

if there is smoke.......

Predictions........come on man ,tit

5 hours ago, robblok said:

Yes it would, but excessive tax will backfire and result in lower tax income. I am not sure how stupid they are here but there must be some people who have heard of price elasticity of demand and studied commerce. So I would hope they are not going to shoot themselves in their foot. 

idle hope ...all they ever did was shooting in their feet,lol

they know the drill ....

10 y with your wife ......that is normal.....they can wait 20 years for a house.

But ones the house is finished AND in their name.........

btw i did build 12 houses and 1,7 milj bht is a good price for a house like that.The builder will like it, it is very old style and the termites gone love your wood.Sorry i like a joke ....no serious now: it is a very nice house and your wife and family will  love you,but...keep the buddha -room.....maybe you will need it .

16 hours ago, amvet said:

I use a phone to read books.  I have a girlfriend who uses her phone to make money (she is a model and gets paid for letting people watch her on her smartphone).

My phone is always on and I watch my house, kids and dog. 

so you are not the one i talked about.....

but you feel offended?

Re-read my post on your phone .....because i'm sure it is not easy ....reading a message on a phone , let alone reading books on a phone......AND simultaneous watch your house,kids and dog. .Your kids must be happy with such a father ,lucky your wife works?

Close your phone and wake up.....or start typing with your saucisse-fingers on the 1x3cm

keyboard to try reply this ,lol. 

smart phone addicts ,spending more than 5 hours staring at their smart-phone ,are giving up to real life ,and real friends, and live in a imaginary world , with imaginary friends (some they never saw in real life).Worse are the selfie -addicts, they try to convince others how nice ,successful,....they think they are.True beauty doesn't need a picture and is mostly internal.

17 hours ago, dinsdale said:

I like it. Pity your humour misses the fact that someone died. Let us all know when someone you know and love dies so we can all have a good laugh.

Guess how many people will laugh on your funeral .....if there are....

what's the brand of the noodles ?

I will avoid buying those ....they are "bloody" dangerous !

16 hours ago, catman20 said:

dont bother with that crap and looking for them on the street prefer the comfort of my living room and meet them on the internet get the small chat out of the way there then when they get to my house its straight down to business.hence only 20 minutes 

depends how strong your internet sever is ............

3 hours ago, Juan B Tong said:

This is a near record breaking week for inane questions!

those little fans work best when you wave them in a circular motion in front of your face,no batteries needed.

if you can turn them around by 3000 revs a minute.....you will be ice-cold ....rip

6 hours ago, Bob12345 said:

BS.

The operators and the Phu Yai Ban will say anything to secure their income.

They will lie, deceive, and even worse just for some extra cash.

Yep , even rape...

7 hours ago, catman20 said:

it takes 20 mins to an hour at the most, in that time i have them at my house already, chat with them for as short as time as possible  then into the sack never get a refusal. got to be honest i think they want it as much as i do. ive also spoke to many of these ladies after and they have all said if Thai lady comes to your house she know she will have sex with you. thank you Thailand.

yep,that's the way.....just meet them on the street, big-C,postoffice ...almost all like it .The stiff- ones go easy on the sight of the appropriate paper...........

The first question must be :" how many children you have ?" Dont loose your time on ;"do you have children?"

But always keep smiling ,and a no is a no. 

6 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

it is two hours. and I am talking about dating real Thai women not hookers.

sorry , i misunderstood 

So you talk 2 hours to a real Thai women.....that means you speak very good Thai-language,

because real Thai ladies only speak Thai . If they speak english....where did they learn it ?....

in the school ? Or because they were a long time with a farrang?

But it doesn't matter what language you talk to Thai ladies .....the problem is : "what subject you can talk? " Besides eating and sleeping ....there is not much to discuss...........

But there are exceptions ....like miss Porn .....she looked a serious lady to many believers  

No hard feelings please ,i like joking .....maybe you were serious ?

1 hour ago, canuckamuck said:

Why does an educational institution have 40 stray dogs on campus?

Sounds very upper shelf

Because they feed them !

1 hour ago, NCC1701A said:

" For example she was quick to allow men to have sex with her"

 

was it quicker than 2 hours after meeting for the first time?

 

cause that has been my average "waiting period" so far here in Thailand.  

what are you doing those 4 hours ? Pay drinks and get drunk?

Better pay her first drink when you come down and move on to the next one ,on the next bar stool.........it's about not wasting you time .....time is money !

2 hours ago, bheard said:

Who paid for the basket? Teachers I'd reckon, the school admin wouldn't want to admit to anything.

the teachers made the child pay the basket..........wai wai

it is just mis-communication , these situations occur when

1 of the parties does not understand the meaning of "piss off" 

The first in 26 y's ?.......It must not be easy to drive in there?

5 hours ago, leeneeds said:

One could already be a monk in a wat somewhere,

the other one could dye her hair and walk around in Bangkok 

no one would notice with a little hair change

she could be the girl you'r dating ......although that chance is small...but still bigger then them

coming back ! 

When 3 of your friends have the same itch as yourself ....in exactly the same spot.......?

Then you know how late it is .