lucjoker

15 hours ago, AboutThaim said:

Hmm. Why keep your donkey in the toilet?

where did you buy your weed?

Yes shame he's gone ...had 1 in my toilet for a week.....

i left him alone , and the last day he bit my ass......lovely snake.

It looks like the owner of the "fisherman bar -restaurant" on Maprachan lake ?

1 hour ago, NanLaew said:

Good call... how about BMW drivers who have a 'roundabout negotiating' button complete with the 'automatic roundabout negotiating' option.

 

Nice !

But, do you dare to use this in Thailand?

6 hours ago, NanLaew said:

My best guess is there will be no speeding or overtaking.

 

I think if you wind the windows up and put the aircon on recirculate (see below), you'll be just fine.

 

this is the automatic "turn back home " button ?

it is still a mid eval country , with mid eval mentality.......

What happens here is very logic.

Dont confuse,nor compare your culture with Thai culture, maybe  in 50 years they

will be where we are now.

If you live here .....accept this ,you can not change them .

the 8 cowards attacked a schoolboy  , 8 to 1 ?

1 super coward used a stone ........

and all 8 cowards dont want to say who did it ....because they are cowards?

Or because they are scared of the wealthy family of the killer?

1 hour ago, zyphodb said:

Well 100% looks like everyone on the forum sees this as it is.....

the Thai people ,who know Yinglucky better than we do......well 99% did not saw this coming............

Over speeding and overtaking ,what will happen when there is full trafic ?

If the fans not work and you have to wait in a blocked tunnel due to an accident ?

They are accused of stealing tens of billions and the bail is 30 million ???????

Way too low,this is only tea money for the judges ,so she can keep her passport (to show it 

to immigration when she leaves Thailand on her plane ,lol)

And now she will be out off sight ,just like her brother,lol.

Probably this was what the junta wanted and maybe planned ?

These people are not dumb monkeys ,no they are smart monkeys .

But maybe she's just sick?  Then she will be probably at home in bed?

Hope she is not flying with that infected ear?

this is "old style" black and white cinema !

Even without sound .....we know what will happen ......

same shit allover ...........

3 hours ago, SunsetT said:

'they have a fight ...the strongest wins ...and all is quit again' = military coup

So,as expected....monkey see...monkey do ........ 

a good hair cut makes people horny....so dont forget to take a condom when you walk out of there.

14 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

there had been complaints that it had suffered physically from being overfed by visitors. 

So it is not his fault ....no ..no....he begs ...steals the food of smaller members and does not stop eating......no,not his fault ......it is "your" fault ,you gave food to the small ones and he steals it ....

Hopefully you dont stop giving food,imagine a small monkey die .....yep , again your mistake ! 

what about a rubber boot .....and kick them in the nuts?

You can even kick twice with the same rubber boot ,on a different pair of nuts ,lol.

maniacs all around of us .

these came out of  1 bar ......

beware of those innocent good looking ladies in bars .....dont make them angry !

They can cut you into pieces if you make them lose their face !

they can laugh and be happy ...until they receive a "no"......then they can change completely ..be ware!

there are exceptions off course : my wife ..................lol   

why monkeys have no politicians?

They dont need them .

they have a fight ...the strongest wins ...and all is quit again.

In politics the weaker wants to win because he has more money.......not fair at all .

21 hours ago, Get Real said:

My, attack???? Where did you se that? Please explain. I was talking about prople in general. You made it personal.
 

fo

21 hours ago, Get Real said:

How about the long time experience! Give it a rest.

 

Btw, personal attacks and spelling comments are 2 things not allowed, so my hope is that they remove you soon.

i'm only 16 y in Thailand....and 9 y longer than you on this side......

i was only responding on your attack......short memory?

13 hours ago, Get Real said:

No, definately not. It´s just that my 17 years of living in this country has given me more experience and knowledge than people that just see as far as their nose reach. That seems many times like it creates a shortcut between the brain and the nose. The result of that seems to be that the words many, most of or almost all is used without regard to facts. Most thai men are behaving good to wife and family. Thoose you never see and hear of. You only hear all the wrong and all that complain. That´s the pure fact, and nothing that your taken out of reality comment can change.

how about your words: definitely.......most ....never...only...all....pure....nothing......

Where are your facts? is it ?" The result of that seems to be "   .....seems is not a fact .....

Seems the shortcut is in your brain ? 

By the way :definAtely  is a schoolboy's mistake? lol

4 hours ago, Get Real said:

That the army guy is involved in this is probably something most prople can realize. What I don´t realize is what you are writing from another country or living in Thailand, what so ever. 

As you surely know most criminals are men, and that is a fact all over the world. Why would you like the specific Thai woman to wake up and see, all put in one box, how bad the men they have to choose from in their country?

Sound more to me like you have a problem finding a girlfriend, which is not relevant at all in this post.

Most Thai ladies know already that  many Thai man are lazy ,alcoholics and violent ............

If you dont know this ....you must be a "man-lover" ?

On 8/15/2017 at 5:06 PM, ChiangMaiLightning2143 said:

The pigeons get wise to plastic snakes and owls after a few days.


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Put a few (plastic) death pigeons around the snake.....change their positions every day.....

if this not works ...put a few days a real snake out ....even the plastic pigeons will be scared !

9 hours ago, whaleboneman said:

Hey Luc. Great idea. Where exactly do you live?

i live in the Kasikorn Bank,lol

Yes , i have also plastic snakes , no more rats or birds ......

but now my house is full of real snakes !

Buy a good safe ?

anker it in concrete floor,

Hide it 

buy second safe ,dont hide it ,dont even close it and leave 5000 bht in it .

The banks intrest is minimal,no loss there.

But it saves you many traveling and waiting hours ,and if something happens.....

like the coup a few years ago , when all the banks were closed and atm's were empty......

you are still the boss of your money and move all to cambodja in a few hours .

I understand if your salary comes in a bank....but that is small money,you can live it up using 

your atm -card ,still dont have to go in a bank.

I know this is not suitable for all , but surely suits me .