1 minute ago, Rc2702 said:

Shine my shoes and let me know how the job is going with the balloon bar.

ok, i give in .....

you can kiss my ass for free ......just this time.

I needed a new hip......

went in for 4 days ....

and came out with 2 new knees !

Fantastic !

4 hours ago, wabothai said:

And what to do with the women scum who facilitate this? Castrate them too?

No that's too rude........just kick them in the balls !

14 hours ago, Rc2702 said:

Ok great well done thanks.. get me a big Mac meal with a large coke  there's a good boy

i see you did not pay for my lecture on "how to make a farang slave?"

Your only option now is to walk to the nearest bar with balloons outside ...........

He is guilty of stupidity !

The people who called the cops .....even more stupid: they called in the thieves!

Guess what i would have done ?

If you pay me 14 000 bht , i will tell you how to avoid paying to thai ladies.

Dont reply if you dont want to pay 14 000 bht in advance .......

I dated more than 5000 ladies for free ( spend some time in jail ,and also in hospital , so i know now how it can be done )

55 minutes ago, Classic Ray said:

Magnet taped to a piece of string or thin wire might work. Otherwise, take large hammer, smash the old toilet to pieces (wear eye protection), call plumber to replace, go to pub in the meanwhile!

better: do nothing,dont call plummer........

Go to the pub every time you want to have a leak.......( prostatisme is a joy !)  

Thai act as if they are very shy ,but love to see these specific movements on stage ,

the less clothes ,the more they like it . Their young children are always in the front row ......

what you learn young ...............

So it is quite normal in the family to have a few daughters working in the sex industry ,to provide

money for the family.Not shy at all and the parents dont have to work ,they will even invite half of the village when

the daughter comes home for a visit and shows of her "wealth".They will envy her ,but surely not despise her .

TIT 

Instead of pissing near their shrine , the locals used to piss on the nearby rocks ,

this created a alge smelling like old beer  and slippery as hell !!!!!!

The tourist insulted the "Singha" spirit ........

The shrine must be a very busy place ,....if you look at the pile of empty bottles............

this time the proof is strong.

The 2 girls in the tub were undercover police !!!!!!

women should try wearing a beard ......

could help?

13 y old , she had better stayed home taking care of her child ?

School ?.......did not teach her what she really had to know .

And Buddha nor a tattoo prevented the evident outcome ?

She's one of the thousands in the same situation.........................

If my children behave like that .....they gone get the same  ....

Nothing new  

extremely good looking jong lady with huge poor family ,

is looking forward to marry any old  but extremely wealthy man.

Lung cancer  and /or severe hearth condition is a pro.

Dont hesitate.....you will get the ride of your life 

5 hours ago, seajae said:

nothing unusual here, these idiots refuse to obey the traffic laws, refuse to indicate, all want to drive in the right lane because of their own self importance then when someone dares to honk their horn when they are doing the wrong thing they lose face and want to attack them with knives etc. These idiots need to be locked up and taken off the roads, their is no place for face on the roads, hopefully the police will throw this idiot in jail

Police must do more:

take of the road the following offenders:

-fraudulent cops

-all those without:-a proper driver license (bike drivers, taxi-drivers....truck drivers ....bus drivers)

                                -a vehicle  insurance

                                -a modified car ,bikes , trucks......(esp.mufflers)

The few cars remaining on the road , will be mostly farang-cars ,less stress on the road ,less violence.....

So by just following the law ,the road problems are greatly resolved.

But since there are no more police man .......there is nobody left to enforce this . 

So lets keep on dreaming , take your mufflers off ,and drive slow on the right lane........and dont forget your bulletproof

vest...... 

the brain of a croc is as big as a marble.................

thus several times bigger than the zoo-keeper.  

One day .....one of them will eat the other.......make a guess 

Since we all know there is a lot of match fixing in sport.

There was a list made up (and payed for) and they wanted to push this list 

true. ( easy to do with a pc-program)

But by accident they did it wrong ,saw it a bit to late and decided to pull the plug out.

The rest is what you believe they say................

10 hours ago, HooHaa said:

Do you even know what boiler room means?

What was an 81 y dokter  ,in his underpants, doing  in front of his pc......with a knife ?

Was it to kill a virus?

Trying to perform an operation on himself? 

Masturb....with a knife in his hand ?

Or did he die by a snake , walking outside with a witness friend ?

Or was it the butler ?

1 hour ago, possum1931 said:

I thought the "Elite" was a visa for the rich people who can afford to give away lots of money to get nothing in return at the

end of it, and still have to report to immigration every ninety days.

You mean the rich but stupid ones ?

Yes , they have an expensive card,good for nothing.

And they have also to shit and wipe their bum themselves,but giving free food?

No ,not that stupid...............

"boiler-rooms " are  legal now????

to answer your Q :

How to get very cheap electricity ?

Buy cheap money and ............. 

if you were "elite" you would know where to go,

since you dont know ..........we will not tell you......

But we can tell you where to eat for free .........

.....look at bar with balloons hanging around ......

you will find your fellow cheap Charly's and have a fun evening.

There is also free music blasting out of giant quality speakers ,

you wont miss the "elite" .

Do it B.Clintons way: .....do it ...and then deny it on tv with your pants

 still on down..... he got away with it ............his wife didn't.

2 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

if you look closely in the photo, you can see me in the third row holding up a thousand baht bill.

You are an true optimist !

poor Chinese .....spend his last money on glue

where did he "copy" this trick? 

On 10/30/2016 at 6:31 PM, blackcab said:

Firstly, ordinary Thai people can not get a license to own this type of firearm. In Thailand it is classed as a war weapon.

 

That said, you seem to be linking the girlfriend's photos with her boyfriend's legally owned pistol. Why does the weapon have  to belong to the boyfriend?

 

Are you certain it's a weapon and not a BB gun?

yep it is a bb -gun

Unless the guy has "a lot " of money , since a normal pistol costs 60 000 to 100 000 baht .

a pistol can only be bought on a Thai name and :

person must be 24 y ,be owner of a chanout, be owner of a car , must have bank account and money,this was told to me by the chief of police in Pattaya some years ago.

Imagine :a farang uses the gun of his wife and injures (or worse) a thai thief.......the farang will be jailed and deported.

( he gave the example: a 16 y youngster , climes your wall , breaks in and tries to steal you video player .If you injure him....

it will be your nightmare ! Not only the police will come for you ,but also the family and friends of the boy..........and this for a video player???

Better have a simple insurance ,it will cover your losses.