ThaiFelix

2 hours ago, prakhonchai nick said:

Not with short hair and no tits, they don't.. There's a couple where I live, both with beautiful girlfriends.. What a waste!

You wouldnt say that if you ever had the chance to watch lol!

22 hours ago, steven100 said:

I've had 7 bottles of Chang and 4 Gin & Sprite .....      it's been a good day but sadly I think about my aunties, uncles, family , cousins .... they're all gone .... they're all dead and I didn't see any of them for 30+ years so i'm left here ....... 

 

I'm sitting here listening to music from some of the best performing artist we will ever know .....    but sadly I realize they are all dead.

 

David Bowie - Heroes ....    he's dead

Kenny Rogers & Dolly - Islands in the stream ....   he's  dead

Bee Gees -  How can you mend a broken heart ...   they're mostly dead

Elvis Presley - Suspicious minds ...   he's dead 

Tina Turner -  Simply the best ....  she's dead 

Elton John's - Goodbye England's rose ... Princess Diana ...  she died

Barry White & Paverotti - My first my last my everything ...  they're both dead

Demis Roussos -  Goodbye my Love goodbye ....   he's dead  

Whitney Houston - I will always love you ....  she's dead 

 

 

 

 

I agree and am in the same position but think about it differently:  We lived through an era that will never be matched nor repeated nor will anybody understand our fortune. 

But I reckon I have the answer:

Justin Beiber!! Wow!  

(bet you feel better now lol!)

Why are fewer Chinese tourists visiting Thailand?

because more of them have been here before...??

45 minutes ago, bdenner said:

Easy! Dunno from where you come from but they are on most all roads in Australia and some contain ripple strips as well. Effin idiots (world wide) leaving their lights on High Beam!!! Gota have some sort of reference to follow.

 

Edit:- As for the line painted around the obstacle. Well the hazard was hilited wasn't it? 555

Nah mate, thats a roo lane.

3 hours ago, cracker1 said:

I have never been able to find out what the purpose of the white line about 1 foot from the curb is ?

Its just a "pile dirt to here" line.  

2 hours ago, tandor said:

dead animals too!

Thats the contractor asleep after falling of the machine drunk but why you  not mention the lines here?  Arent they to Best Practices?

Oh there are lots of them tourists up my way, always sitting around in bars and restaurants or looking at their phones sitting on their bikes,  they certainly dont behave like police so now the puzzle is solved!

5 hours ago, GroveHillWanderer said:

Although, as that dictionary example showing its usage in this sense indicates, it should be "zoomed off" not just "zoomed" by itself.

 

So in normal usage, it would be:

 

"A TRUCK DRIVER who zoomed off to escape a police search ..."

Ok that I understand.  Saying just zoom had me thinking he put it on social media site.

8 hours ago, webfact said:

A TRUCK DRIVER who zoomed to escape a police search

Zoomed?  What does it mean?

Could be a good match, cant understand a word from either of them lol!

18 hours ago, BigStar said:

 

Exactly. Though Brits would never admit it here amid their constant whinging, on a different forum one of them notes:

 

     Yeah, us POMS do whinge. I think they all do it in the UK now to such a degree thats its the norm!

 

You've surely heard that old Australian joke:

 

How can you tell that a planeload of Brits has just landed?

Because the whining continues after the engines are off!

 

Theres another Australian joke:

Why did the yanks get negroes while we got Poms?

Because the yanks were given first choice!

5 hours ago, proton said:

 

They are just the same as the rest of the sex tourists and sex pats, deluded thick as mince knuckle draggers. One even claimed bar girls being scantily clad is OK because even schoolgirls wear short skirts! I bet the German cook with a certain photo of him on the wall with an important person will be made to take that down in his tatty restaurant.

You seem to know a lot about sex tourists and sex pats dont you???

8 hours ago, soalbundy said:

He's done a runner your honour, nothing we could do to stop him as unfortunately no computer notification was sent to the immigration computers at the airport, it's a mystery.

and the BMW was in for service

2 hours ago, Liverpool Lou said:

No, I did read it, but, obviously, you didn't.   The ex-MP was telling or advising by way of expressing his opinion.  He did not claim to be in a position to enforce his opinion on the authorities.

Well I am telling you to drop it!! 

But thats just my opinion lol! 

(you cant see the difference?)

6 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

He's not claiming any authority, he's making a point and expressing his opinion, everyone is allowed to do that.

You didnt read the same article obviously.  Opinion is very different from told or advised??

1 hour ago, PETERTHEEATER said:

Has the Correction Department been 'told' or 'advised'?

Big difference.

Exactly!  And am I missing something?  The article states this guy is a "former" MP so in my understanding he has no authority to tell or advise anybody bar his dog.  Suggest maybe.

Israel will pay!!

1 hour ago, Ralf001 said:

Plenty of turdlets and soiled condoms floating around the bay.

Yes but family friendly so must be ok right?

23 hours ago, Mike Lister said:

I do all those things, plus I close my eyes and my wife tells me what to do, slow down, turn left, move over a lane.....she does that during the day time so why not at night too.

You know my wife??

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Good thing he was wearing the proper protective equipment, boots etc

Surprised someone didnt fully secure the area by throwing some branches around??