Well that's OK then. Marinade meat in CO for 6 hours in temperatures of 30+, served by a 'chef' who's just peed in a bottle, surrounded by wild dogs who view each customer as a rival for the free meat.
Zero chance despite being Thai. I was awarded 25% of my house value by Thai courts after my ex used a crooked auditor & manipulated share ownership. She married a Swede within three months of my divorce.