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mikebell

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  1. Why are Thai women such bad drivers when reversing? Because Thai men keep telling them 'this' is six inches.
  2. Where do all these cops come from when a photo-op presents itself? I go months without seeing one.
  3. Every area of Thai life practises this, including the government.
  4. There's just ONE tiny flaw in the PM's plan.
  5. paraphilia [ par-uh-fil-ee-uh ]SHOW IPA nounPsychiatry. a type of mental disorder characterized by a preference for or obsession with unusual sexual practices, as pedophilia, sadomasochism, or exhibitionism. I was just checking in case I had any. (Relieved to find I haven't.)
  6. ONE Thai takes on a US (ex) marine albeit with a cowardly blow? This is startling news. The Thai equivalent to Billee No-Mates.
  7. To be fair, which of us would speak the truth if it meant our fathers would go to (Thai) jail?
  8. Gang violence between rival schools is nothing new. In the fifties we used to use our rolled up school caps as weapons.
  9. Thai cops are rarely found guilty and IF they are, their 'punishment' is a flea bite.
  10. Laws do not apply to Hi-sos.
  11. I am surprised Thailand has a Minister for Justice.
  12. The Chinese will be lining up to try on Thai police uniforms with photo-cops semi-naked in the background.
  13. Wait till drinking time is extended till 4am.
  14. 'dumped in a bin by local scavenger. ' Headline needs correcting. The scavenger FOUND the baby.
  15. 'Pattaya police are investigating the incident and currently reviewing CCTV footage from the area in an attempt to identify the assailant'. Job done. We can all sleep easier tonight. (After 4am.)
  16. It won't in Thailand. A large plume of smoke is easily visible through the widows of every police station here but not one cop will leave their A/C offices to deal with it.
  17. Expect to see a large bonfire soon as the (empty) boxes are burned publicly.
  18. for a price. They sell guns, sex, and pardons too.
  19. I don't even think he's in hospital most of the time; he'd go stir-crazy. (Not that he'll ever do any stir-time.)
  20. Nonsense. Competition is not allowed in Thailand. The six families that control EVERYTHING here arrange price-fixing cartels and agree to exist side-by-side.
  21. That's why Thais cook pork by the side of the road for hours on end, marinating it all day in carbon monoxide and surrounding it with packs of wild dogs.
  22. Your figures are (intentionally) as bad as TAT's. I agree with BOTH of your points.
  23. Teaching. The rest of your post was illuminating & helps explain why Thai Education/policing/politics are so dire.
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