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Regyai

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  1. The proper way to do it:
  2. Suspicious news story Fire bringing lucky snake that suffers no harm And no lottery numbers !!!
  3. Ask them a contrived exacting technical question about one of the products. Keep generating questions till they leave you alone. Generally their product knowledge never extends any further than 'hab promoshan' and pointing to whatever today's must sell items are.
  4. ^^^^ This! Pure eco/green twaddle overpriced & hyped to milk the aspiring eco-warriors for their elevated pride of place at whatever vegan coffee mornings they can crow about owning the stupid thing.
  5. What do these 'by rote' 20% of bill tippers do in the car showroom slip the salesgirl a few hundred thousand (because its appreciated after all) Do their littles eyes light up?
  6. Confused, whose gold chain got stolen?
  7. Usually its a case of driving like a tƜat, then when the realisation that a self induced collision is imminent belatedly dawns- stamping on the brake - which achieved no determent to the collision ergo the brakes 'failed' (in what they were asked of them to achieve )
  8. My local community certainly is
  9. The ones created by Baden Powell certainly were
  10. A Daytona With those sub dials!
  11. Which is why God created 'rent a tickets' (https://onewayfly.com/ and countless others) Ahh yes the grand old days of yearly Non Imm -O's on tap from Cardiff (and other consulates) - simpler times. BTW its never about progress only control and oppression
  12. Perverse thinking Why do tourists own holiday homes in destinations they like?
  13. The simple alternative is stick two fingers up to the hoop jumping nonsense, breeze in on a 30 visa exemption stamp and extend it for a further 30days in country without any of the bally-hoo/bull shine
  14. Soylent Green was a better idea
  15. Sky burial maybe
  16. But look on the bright side - an upswing in child marriages
  17. After years of observation it boils down to this: If you have no facility to burn household waste after nightfall, then you take it and anything else to tip to any expanse of open roadside land and tip it there (after dark) along with the already accumulated piles of c rap
  18. per Baht surely
  19. Its like an extension of Rock, Paper, Scissors Major calibre pistol always beats masking tape
  20. Seems a simple resolution would be spare the pets and slaughter the complainants Job done
  21. T'is why God created agents Far more onerous pizzing about uploading everything but a note from your mum to placate whatever perverse requirements are currently dreamt up
  22. or employment at the BBC at the very least
  23. I heard the cop only wanted an autograph and asked him which Ninja Turtle he was.
  24. Corporation housing estate? New build flats even in the backwaters of northern England have two
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