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On 3/21/2021 at 7:13 PM, fangless said:
A frustrated young lady heard that men with big feet also had big members, so when a tramp came to the door with the biggest shoes she'd ever seen he was invited inside. After wining and dining him, she then took him to bed.
The next morning, as he was leaving, she called out crossly,
"In future, try to wear shoes that fit you!"
He said, " I found the clown's shoes in a bin."
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It would seem that 'lap nai' has spread from road traffic accidents to house burglars now.
Obviously a growth industry.
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3 hours ago, SoilSpoil said:
Thats gonna be a lot of trains way and back. Also, how long does it take to pump the oil out of a ship, and then pump it back in?
Seems like a pipe dream to me. Nice consultancy fee though.
'how long does it take to pump the oil out of a ship, and then pump it back in?'
I looked it up on the TAT website, apparently it's no longer than ten minutes.
<For the hard-of-learning: The text above may contain traces of sarcasm>
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19 minutes ago, colinneil said:
Power cuts are the norm here, other day power cut in the evening, locals all moaning about the farang home plenty of lights on, everybody else in darkness.
Wife and myself have a good laugh about it, we have 10 solar lights, sensor lights, spot lights, street light type , yet we are the only home here with solar, others moan but do nothing about it.
I bet they'll all be sitting there, asking each other when the power will come back on.
When we have a power outage, I wait for thirty minutes in case it returns, then I phone the PEA call centre on 1129. They're very helpful, rather than try to contact any local number.
Within a minute they can tell me if there's a major issue in the area, and the fact they have a repair crew on it.
Or if they aren't aware of anything, someone will be sent out in around an hour to investigate.
A very efficient service - but only only if people get of their rrr's to contact them.
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3 hours ago, webfact said:
weightlifting coach is charged and suspended
Too good to miss:
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2 hours ago, smiggley said:
How do you get a handicapped sticker here in Thailand?
I always thought it was just a sign in Thai: "Do you know who my father is?"
<For the hard-of-learning: The text above may contain traces of sarcasm>
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3 hours ago, rooster59 said:
looked at the gorgeous faces of my adorable young children and thought.
Rooster, you never had it so good!'You've never had it so good' made popular by Harold Macmillan, (British Prime Minister from 1957- 1963), who obtained the phrase from a US political slogan
Although for some reason I can't imagine Mr McMillan's kids watching his wife dig out a verruca.3 hours ago, rooster59 said:typing some absurdly tortuous pun for the edification of the forum or secretly mocking Thailand’s leaders with language right out of Viz’s “Top Tips” page.
The Top Tip I can always remember:
Don't waste thousands of pounds buying a customised car number plate. Simply spend fifty pounds and change your name by deed poll.
Yours,
Mr NJF355P3 hours ago, rooster59 said:Top hoot of the week was the Thai teacher who got a surprise through the post in the form of an unordered sex toy
'an unordered sex toy' Does that mean it wasn't assembled - did it come from IKEA with instructions?
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9 minutes ago, rooster59 said:
The governor said the BMA has also enhanced the landscapes of other canals,
While the photo looks good, I wonder if they successfully persuaded locals to stop throwing their rubbish into the canal due to its convenience?
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2 minutes ago, colinneil said:
Yes Prayut reckons a solution will be announced in a few months, kick the Karen people out, end of story, no way will the Karen peoples interests be taken into account.
There's a phrase regarding lawyers in court: 'Never ask a witness a question unless you already know the answer.'
The same principle must apply here too: 'Never form a committee unless you know you can control the outcome.'
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11 minutes ago, rooster59 said:According to the PM, he recently signed an agreement to establish a committee to be responsible for solving problems
Well that's bound to sort it out then.
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25 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:
Hope he is aware of the Penal codes about waving his putter around the greens ????
Although I don't think he was preparing vegetables.
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19 minutes ago, rooster59 said:
We Bond Together
Yes, but which one?
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5 minutes ago, voulez vous said:Hi Farngsters. Monsieur Vous here.
Must apologise to Monsieur Owl and all who visit the thread.
Simply cannot get pics to upload.
Mr Ody hasn't got any problem so I guess it's me. I'll keep trying.
Spent the time since yesterday with Kitten. She is nice and makes a decent onion stew. Gonna get off soon to see how the local demo' is going.
Monsieur Owl tells me that it is very hot today in his part of Thailand. 40ish in the shade. That's hot indeed! And I'm told that there is a good chance of rain in his parts. That will please everyone if
Madam Owl refused to make him any meals for two days now. He says he doesn't care because he has a stash of cashew nuts and reishi wine. Rexkons it's only a passing phase. As soon as she runs short of money things will change.
His books have not yet arrived from England. The last one took 30 days and had been opened and carefully sealed up.
Just tried the TV uploader. No good. loads something but no pics. Error code 200.
And finally a message from Monsieur Owl:
"Take care out there."
Later
I can't see the problem. It's a perfect photo of a grey seal at dusk.
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Just now, FarFlungFalang said:2 hours ago, voulez vous said:
Mr owl is not around for a while.
If he's not a "round" he must be a square or maybe a triangle or maybe an elliptoid!Possibly he's suffered and elliptic seizure whilst commenting.
A dead parrot impression: A polygon.
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Perhaps painting 'handicapped' in Thai across the car with gloss paint?
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Grilled shrimp buffet?
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Swedish travel bookings to Thailand increased by 150 percent
in Thailand News
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Very true.
Surprisingly it's not a TAT article but TUI, so surely you'd expect a more competently written article.