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Oh my Buddha, my water bill was almost what your rent was last month......of course it is only me and the lady I lease from is a scam artist....:-)

Thats nothing to boast about

Why not, it is almost a free country??? Most likely your wife is the one I'm doing the lease with? Lol...?

I used to live in the area.....the story about the rats is so very true....some the size of a full grown cat! Been scared to do the walk ever since that night a few monthsa back! :-)

Oh my Buddha, my water bill was almost what your rent was last month......of course it is only me and the lady I lease from is a scam artist....:-)

I quit my job a manager of the local sperm bank.....too many withdrawals....?

I suspect it is the same folks who would complain if they got hung with a new rope!?

It is no ones business how I abuse my pension in LOS......the haters can go crawl back in the holes and stop with the whining.....save it for the cheese.....?

Geez, get a day job or just go to the local hotels and start searching the sofas and chairs for pin money...?

My ML asked for 1million and my counter offer was Zero.....seemed fair.....take it or leave it....she left....lucky me...???

Just take the short trip down to The corner of Soi 3 on any given Saturday or Sunday from 12:00 pm onwards....the meatballs are to die for and the mashed potatoes are the bonus......????

The Mexican food is pretty over the top as well....IMHO...?

It means they work for Red Bull and can fly....?

Please, can we get to the real news of the day??

Oh my Buddha, just park your butt in Pattaya....on any given night, New Plaza Soi, Made in Thailand Soi are rocking the house at the 4AM hour and beyond.....like party central all the time....24/7/365

Hey, their age is the same as their IQ......?

You might be on to something....Pattaya is just an open sewer and an accident waiting to happen.....sooner than later....your best bet is to get out of town and leave it to the rest of us clowns pretending to live in paradise....?

I got a size large smile out of this tale....many years back I got hood winked into a similar situation....the "outlaws" of Udon got me in the corner and demanded 1 million baht Sin Sod......I guess when I burst out loud laughing it scared them.....I did a counter offer of ZERO.....and got on the next plane back to BKK.....lucky me....and never looked back......????

From my understanding all Thai girls think they are Hi so?.?

so super over weight Ian could not see this coming?

sorry to say, just look at the body language and expression on this wife's face in all the photos.

in the first 30 seconds you hear him say "... I was looking for a place with rule of law..."

are you completely clueless? everything in this video is what I found on google seven years ago on the first day researching Thailand. He must have never done a moments research.

I am sure Ian has a big heart, loved his wife and is a good and trusting person.

But you must have a healthy dose of paranoia to survive in Thailand.

Don't get married! Don't "buy" land. Assume nothing.

"so super over weight Ian could not see this coming?" - guessing you look like the Greek god Adonis? "People who live in glass houses......."

actually yes, i am very good looking. i grew up in Hollywood, that is why i can see this shit a mile away. I don't fall in love with the first beautiful girl I meet in Thailand because I have been with beautiful girls all my life.

I am not trying to experience something I never have before. I feel really badly for the guys who are suddenly for the first time in their lives "handsome". it is like a powerful drug. and you just want the lie to go on and on.

I am saying DON'T BE PLAYED. STAY IN CONTROL and be happy KNOWING IT IS FALSE.

Geez, can smell your BS all the way here in Pattaya....most probably lost your false teeth in the glass.....beauty is in the eye of the beholder, drop the mirror and get on with life...?

My best advice is to never buy a condo or anything else in Thailand.....a fool and his money......?

Reminds me...I just saw a guy who was about 300 pounds with a skinny Thai gal coming out of the movies....he had the she loves me so very much look in his eyes and a very large STUPID tattoo on his forehead.....?

See them all the time here in Pattaya and just get the biggest laugh.....?

What circus do these guys come from.....oh well, back to my coin operated lady and keep on truck'n

It was not pretty in Pattaya last night....most of the shops along Pattayaklang were flooded out and full of mud this morning.....my condo lower parking spot was under about 12 feet of water...?

Hey needs more help from the German govt. for a brain transplant.....?

I'm out and about at the 4AM hour seven days a week and believe me, except for last night, the place has been jumping....New Plaza Soi, Made in Thailand, Tim Bar, Kiss restaurant always packed and noisy at that early hour.....and the traffic on 2nd Road is a mess...?

Sort of afraid of the coming HIGH season...could be a ball buster????

Bored out of my mind......the first time and every time.....who wants to watch guys run up and down the pitch, fall over if someone gets within a a mile of them and have the score 0 - 0?????

Seeing as it's the most popular sport in the world, quite a few people I'd say.

Pretty much sums up how stupid the rest of the world really is, eh??

The head chef of the Hilton is probably lying.

Maybe, but the Marriott Chef said the same thing a few weeks back....?

The Head Chef at the Hilton says that because of unsanitary conditions in the USA, no more turkey imports until further notice......?. Thanksgiving might be bleak this year....bring on the chickens....???

Any bar girl should do????