chicowoodduck

Oh my Buddha....save your money to buy the Brooklyn Bridge.....?

Another five years and you will have a stroke and die....coming back as a chicken.....?

Just blowing more smoke up the arse...IMHO......and don't think too much about that...?

I always tell them I'm a convicted killer and pick up a 20 lb dumbbell and start screaming...."I want to kill my ex trainer!" Seems to work pretty well at the moment...?

I'm pretty sure anyone who even thinks of buying anything in the Land of Smiles must be on a daily dose of stupid pills......? IMHO

Was trying to force them over the jet ski operators for a better deal...

I went with a gal who worked in a local go-go....she took me to her parent's two story home in the sticks that she paid for.....was the biggest and best house in the town....only draw back was that the house had no furniture inside and the mom still cooked outside.....at least until the next monthly payment arrived. 10,000 baht a month was the deal and it had been pouring in for years......

Well, according to the Father Ray Foundation, there are over 2,000 kids with Special Needs just in the Chonburi area alone. The local schools only provide limited services for these exceptional students and of course no full time help. Parents are not able to work full time and care for their children at the same time. The government only provides the very basic funding needs for this kids. The Father Ray Foundation hopes to fill the void with a new Special Needs center opening about mid year 2016, but is in need of on-going donations for equipment and facility running costs for this new center.

Any chance they can extend it for the whole year??????

I love the quiet and peaceful nature of Pattaya at this time.....almost makes it nice to live here.....almost??.?

Never all my eggs in the one basket....spread the wealth and cut down on the amount in the worry account....and never all my money in any Thai bank......just asking for trouble if one does that..IMHO!!

Wow, thank your lucky stars and your bank book....just move on with a smile and consider yourself the lucky man in Lieland..?

Same story, different day and time....why can't the pissheads go one day without a crutch???

Sober up lads and enjoy the day and your life?

I find the Baht Bus a great spot to park my motorbike...?

If reincarnation is real, which would you most prefer to be reborn as:

A -- A Pattaya baht bus driver

B -- An allergy prone garbageman in Dululth, Minnesota

C -- An obese transgender Bolivian sex worker, specializing in feet

D -- An albino Hare Krishna cult member in Nigeria

Duluth?? One of the best spots on the US map.....ship me back that way any old day....???

Well, he should be halfway through setting up shop by now....and in the perfect spot......brown bag of cash please...???

This must be one of those posts that just tries to yank my chain...?

Try just pissing into the wind...will get much the same results.......?

The best mode of transportation is located at the end of your legs....if you are lucky.....cheap, good for your health, and cheap, cheap, cheap....if I need a car, just rent one for a week or so or take the baht bus.....???

She should drill him...?

Rich and handsome????

Oh my Buddha.....everytime I walk down the different Sois in Pattaya I'm always the hunsome man workout fail....?. And lucky me, rich like Mr. Trump....two out of two ain't bad, eh?????

Oh just take It down a notch boys...just carry a BIGGER handbag than "da boys!" ?

All the time....nothing is of a surprise to me here in LOS..?

Do the jet ski thing in Pattaya....that should take care of your entire budget....after that camp out in Viet Nam and be thankful you did...???

The best condo deal I've found in BKK is in Pattaya....far from all the noise, pollution and crush of people. ?

Suggest just taking a few laps in any local toilet....same conditions as the bay on any given day...?

Yup, I dropped in early this morning to do a 90 day reporting....had a shitload of paperwork in tow as I've recently changed my address.....was in and out in 5 minutes and no need for the paper trail......shock, shock!,?

We shall see how the story continues as I've got my extension on stay due next month....woo, woo! ?