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JAG

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  1. 1 hour ago, suzannegoh said:
    1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:
    I am basically a happy polite smiling sweaty fat bumbling idiot...I dont know if the Grannies feel sorry for me or what but they walk me across the street, help me to shop, etc (I do play more stupid than I am...maybe). I high five and fist bump and salute the security guys and MC guys, joke with everyone...hell yesterday at a Market I got free food everywhere since I was the only white dude around and was just having a good old time...a lady started poking me in the stomach, laughed and gave me a free sausage, a coconut dude got excited because I filmed him cutting coconuts...so he hands me a coconut for free. One lady insisted I take pictures of her pretending to eat live shrimp,  Red Bull girls tried to feed me Red Bull, I said Mee Kap, Kop Khun kap, make me ting tong, me pompwee, too much, no yaabaa me, they thought that was uproarious and then everytime a Red Bull girl saw me she would laugh and try to give me Red Bull and I would hear something like Falang yaabaa and they would all laugh and then a granny would pat me like I was some stupid child ...even if they are making fun of me (I am Millwall) they are all nice....I think Thai people are cool and I am glad I got here this time before high season and folks start getting jaded. It helps that I live off the beaten path a bit so its like, whoa, somchai, there is a fat falang here, WT, maybe he's lost, hey auntie, give him some water, he is sweating. 5555 OMG, he speaks Thai like a baby, here fat falang, have this here Roach on a stick, OMG he ate it, what a trip! High fives and wais. Meanwhile, I get free amusement for my far less than 45000B a month! Yesterday cost me 600B including rent I think....but hey I could be back in the US paying 180B for some Budwhizzer and watching American football as my brain rots....

    Just goes to prove that Dean Wormer was wrong when he sad that "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way yo go through life, son".

    Well look, he isn't doing anyone any harm, and seems to enjoy himself, and entertain the locals.

     

    Wouldn't suit a lean, mean, intense, steely eyed young thruster (like me?) but each to his own...

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  2. 1 hour ago, Srikcir said:

    There does seem to be a citizen path to Republic of Ireland for some Northern Irelanders.

    http://www.citizensinformation.ie/en/moving_country/irish_citizenship/irish_citizenship_through_birth_or_descent.html

    Yes indeed, in fact, although English I am so entitled as my paternal grandmother was born in what is now The Republic of Ireland. But the formal claim to the territory was relinquished.

  3. On 10/6/2018 at 1:07 PM, radiochaser said:

    Where were people thrown out of helicopters in burning oil drums?

     

    I would suggest that having burning oil drums aboard helicopters in the first place would be a remarkably dodgy idea!

     

    There are reports that during the campaign against the communist insurgency in the North and Northeast, some communist activists were disposed of by burning in oil drums, sometimes it is alleged, horrifically, whilst still alive.

     

    As for throwing them out of helicopters, that I believe was rather an Argentine speciality was it not?

     

    I have, coincidentally, met an American gentleman ( I use the term loosely) up here in Chiang Rai who claims to have served as a "special forces advisor" during the anti communist campaigns. He was of course bullshitting, unless the CIA was deploying 14 year olds! He was also geographically confused - he swore blind that the Ho Chi Minh trail crossed the Mekong River near Nong Khai! He claimed to have spent a lot of time in an OP watching it. He didn't understand when I pointed out that he couldn't have seen very much! He started wittering on about calling in napalm strikes on his own position! A bit embarrassing really...

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  4. 4 hours ago, Hayduke said:

     

    The military does not buy so much as a pencil where exhaustive study is not performed.

     

    The product is exhaustively studied, not for functionality or utility, but for the amount of 'commission' that can be squeezed out of the deal. The officials who approved this acquisition knew full well it was bogus but the kickbacks proved irresistible.

     

    The only gullibility here is on the part of people who trust the military to have some measurable degree of integrity.

     

     

    I believe the most diligent chap in the RTA Trials and Procurement Department is the bloke with the paper knife who opens the envelopes...

  5. 7 hours ago, webfact said:

    He said a focus limited to the poor would weaken state-welfare systems in the long run, because the government would then become accustomed to providing help and support for just a section of the Thai population. 

     

     

    Well. they have been focussing on just that for the last four years - providing help and support for just a section of the Thai population. 

     

    The section of the population who go to work in uniforms...

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  6. 24 minutes ago, Cadbury said:

    I even once saw a uniformed cashier chick in the Airport link skytrain wearing parachute wings. I wonder how much they cost at the insignia shop. I might get one and sew it on my shirt to impress immigration officers who also wear them. It might create a fellowship between us.

    If they are in the school cadets, they have the chance to train on and jump from a scaffolding tower, with a rope attached to a parachutists harness which lowers them to the ground. This gets them wings, which they can then wear on whatever uniform they subsequently may wear. I jest not!

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