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The English are getting thicker. Americans are getting fatter. Germans have been stuffed by Biden. The West is not looking good is it?

How do I get out of my 15 minute city in the UK of Stupidity?

It will now be sung much louder.

Bend with the wind, be nice, give him a bottle of beer or some food on special Thai days. There are Thais that don't like foreigners, You can show him how charitable we can be. Our neighbours use our internet, bikes, parking space, and I sweep the road early in the morning as an act of humility. Its not unusual to find a bag of market produce or a bottle of beer hanging on the gate.

Cast your bread upon the waters.

When choosing a wife specify that she comes with her own mop and bucket, washboard, iron and ironing board.

If you look like you haven't two baht to rub together they probably won't bother you.

Thai girl friends have been doing that for ages.

UK faces elevated risk of persistently high inflation, says BoE ..

Your theory is good, but in reality it doesn't pay, thats why there are heaps of strikes all over the UK.

In an email this morning from the Post Office, 'We're also proud to team up with the Trussell Trust once again this year to help fight UK hunger and poverty'. While billions are sent to Ukraine to fight Russia. Excess deaths in UK are now 20.4% above 5 yr average. From ONS gov.uk. The NHS is collapsing. The economy is managed by lunatics with war the only solution. And it was minus 4 last night, come and enjoy.

I don't want to ruin your illusions, just type in Media Lies, googles

The Western media has taught us well to hate Russia and Putin. Things are not what they seem, Putin is a moderate while the US is the agressor, with over 100 wars since WW2, and has become the most disrespected nation on the planet. I would expect Thailand will become a full member or BRICS and move away from US influence. Watch the once great Dollar go down the plug hole.

Westerners face economic collapse, food and energy shortages, increased death rate, and Klaus Schwabs WEF own nothing and be happy.

1. The annoyance of finding part of a column in the newspaper torn off to use in the loo. 2. Sitting in the dark for three days because the bulb had gone.

Nobody nose.

My missus believes she will inherit Blenheim Palace, An Aston Martin DB4, and my old SAS uniform which I keep on the gas meter under the stairs. Thats how it done.

Its easy to get extended micro naps when the missus wants something done.

On seeing a check point ahead I like to do a U turn and proceed smartly in the opposite direction.

For a quick relief, sit on an ice pack for as long as you can and repeat to reduce the inflammation. Comsume plenty of liquids, fruit, and vegetables to ease bowel moves.

Chinese Junk?

25 years ago Pattaya was very Thai, but now it reminds me of a warmed up Southend or Blackpool.

I imagine everyone reads it, from CIA, MI6, Fat checkers, Thai 'Intelligence', Mr. Algorthm, Five Eyes, and perhaps the Missus. Me paranoid? Yes, like the rest of the world. My mistake, shouldn't have bought a 'puter.

I reckon you could stick her on the windscreen.

I don't know any ladies that like the look of empty bottles, more likely upset, disappointed, peed off, miffed, peeved, disgruntled, narked, put out, unsettled, or just plain angry.