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chickenslegs

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  1. As We Get Older...

    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, How many kinds of boobies are there?

     

    The father, surprised, answers, "Well son there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breast are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

     

    "Onions?"

     

    "Yes, you see them and they make you Cry!"

     

    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of willies" are there?"

     

    The Mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it like a Christmas tree."

     

    A Christmas tree?

     

    "Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

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  2. A Little Flab

    One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose".

    While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.

     

    The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."

     

    This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "weenie". With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."

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  3. I would say that the Chinese have quite a lot to complain about

     

    42 Chinese tourists dead and another 14 missing. 

     

    And, this is just the most recent of a long line of drownings, fatal coach crashes, robberies, etc. that tourists do not expect.

     

    Yes, I know there have been examples of very poor behaviour by Chinese visitors, but sending them home in body bags is a bit more serious than letting their kids poo in the gutter or fighting over the seafood bufet.

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  4. Somebody will soon correct me if I am wrong, but I believe that in Thai law there needs to be a complainant to make an accusation before any prosecution can be commenced.

     

    So, if the boys' parents do not make an accusation, as it seems they won't, the Assistant Coach will only be liable for offences against the State (where the State representatives make an accusation that a crime has been committed (murder, manslaughter, assault, kidnap, etc.).

     

    I do not think that anyone posting on Thaivisa has first-hand knowledge of the full circumstances of these 13 people entering the caves.

     

    So, I think we should all wait until everyone is brought out alive and they can all give their first-hand accounts, before we (onlookers) pass judgement.

     

     

     

  5. 3 hours ago, yrag said:

    He could get check-up here ...probably for free as king said take care of every one....My thoughts are he looked angry and  very upset...one can only speculate.

    Of course we don't know what his medical reasons were/are, but I can guess that he needed to see his own doctors back in the UK.

     

    Regarding your impression that he looked "angry" and "very upset" - well, that is the prerogitive of 70 year old men :biggrin:, I always look like that when I'm in an airport.

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    "I don't have the ability to get the kids out ... but what I can do is wash these clothes."

    Hundreds of people are contributing to the success of this rescue, some in their own small but vital way.

    It reminds me of this proverb/poem:

     

    For want of a nail the shoe was lost.
    For want of a shoe the horse was lost.
    For want of a horse the rider was lost.
    For want of a rider the message was lost.
    For want of a message the battle was lost.
    For want of a battle the kingdom was lost.
    And all for the want of a horseshoe nail.

     

    Every small action contributes to the outcome.

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  7. 4 minutes ago, lionsincity said:

    seems to me there are more bodies coming out in ambulances than there are kids........some of these rescuers needing medical attention perhaps

    I was thinking the same thing yesterday when there were at least 6 reports of ambulances leaving the site.

    Seeing the videos of the dozens of men hiking and wading through the caves, carrying cylinders and other kit, it would be no surprise if some of the rescuers were suffering from exhaustion.

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  8. 5 minutes ago, Jonathan Fairfield said:

    There is also an instance where reporters have been flying a drone near the rescue scene which is consider illegal as it could disrupt the rescue operation and fly into the flight path of both Chiang Rai airport and rescue helicopters. 

    Where is that Deputy Police Chief when he's needed.

     

    He was roundly criticized for questioning people who were flying drones last week - maybe he had a point.

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