Gazza

I've got it! You're the cat's pajamas! You're the bee's knees!

Last I heard the term going around was 'Jiggy-With-It'. Last I read it was 'KEWL!'

They're pretty useful on the end of a very long hose for washing my bikes. Helps to save a bit of water too. 

How's it save water? Do you wash your butt at the same time?

I've got a big bike with too much chrome so I have clean it in sections. Front end then tank and engine and then the back end. So instead of leaving the water flowing and going to waste I just pick up the gun and squirt away when needed.

Doesn't really bother me if it's a Thai trying to contact me. I understand that they'll need to conserve their phone credit for really important things like, phoning to their friends to see if they've eaten or not. Or did they go and see such and such a movie and what was it like. Or downloading the latest Thai pop tune for a ringtone.

Or, or, or,.........

So is there a market in Myawaddi?

I only venture along the main road where there's plenty of shops selling various things. I only go as far as the temple, walk around it without entering, then back to the bridge to get stamped out. So I haven't seen any markets as such.

There's the Rim Moie market beneath the Thai side of the bridge that should have Burmese souveniers, cigars, nick-nacks etc.

They're pretty useful on the end of a very long hose for washing my bikes. Helps to save a bit of water too.

Thai food mid-day but prefer light farang meal in the morning and a farang meal that's really filling of an evening.

For Thai meals I frequent the same places for particular dishes. When the vendor knows me by sight they usually give me the best meats. Whereas new places that may think of me as a one visit only customer, I'll often get a load of bones, grisle or skin with straggly bits of meat.

you might wake up in the middle of the night to find the boy going through your luggage and personal belongings. Do not be alarmed. He is not trying to steal anything. That is merely Thai curiosity

!!

Similar to back in England. Druggies only steal car stereos because they're curious as to how much it's worth at the local pub.

Toilet humor gets the membership going every time. The psychiatrists would have a field day hereabouts.

Sod the <deleted>' psychologists. You can't win either way with them dirty pervs. If you like toilet humour they'll classify you with some unspellable <deleted>' Greek complex or something. If you don't then you're probably delusional, allusional or some other bloody 'usional' or whatever.

I have two ATM cards from two different banks. The ATM card belonging to my main account stays at home.

The other ATM card that I carry with me at all times from my other account only ever has 20,000b max at anytime.

Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend

and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you!

Knowing that there is only one of you he can only

settle for the next best thing, your best friend. Far

from being an issue, this can bring you closer

together. Why not get some of your old college

roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive,

maybe you should let him be with your friends without

you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral

sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think

about it.

Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex

on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a

great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this.

His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is

totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best

thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a

day; then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be

encouraged. The Man is a hunter and he needs to prove

his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young

single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a

more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can

rekindle your relationship better than the man being

away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the

house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is

when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to

do when he gets home is for you and your best friend

to perform oral sex on him. Then cook him a nice meal.

Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If

you must mess with it, do it in your own time or ask

your best friend to help. You may wish to videotape

yourself while doing this, and present it to your

husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish

guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a

nice meal.

Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should

seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very

stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available

to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for

foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your

man as much as you should; He should never have to

work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!

Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral

sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and

goes to sleep without giving me one.

A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps

you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.

Had a Thai gf once that liked to dig a punch in my arm pretty often. Bloody painful when she kept hitting the same spot all the time.

Awwww But Gazza She was showing her Love to you

Could be. As they say.....'Love Hurts'.

I havn't used this hose-thingy yet, but I do have one concern.

(How can I explain this delicate problem?)

If you clean your bum with the hose, then you are left with a dripping wet bum. So you then have to dry it with toilet paper. But the paper we use is the self-destructing type due to the puny waste system in our appartment block. If you wipe a wet bum with this toilet paper, then it disintegrates all over your bum

Any suggestions?

Use the drip dry method or.....SHAKE THAT BOOTY!!!

Just show her how much you really love HER. Kick her <deleted>' teeth in.

I hate to see what you do when your angry

It was a joke. You see, he said that his.......Awww never mind.

The only true peace is out alone on a bike.

I'll second that.

Frozen, try this place.

http://www.we-train.co.th/

My friend informs me of the expense and taxes of bringing my bike, etc to Thailand.. I was wondering if anyone had any experience with the cost? Also, while I have these hopes hanging, just how hard is it to meet ladies there outside of the club/bar/pool halls..... thanks

Harleyrogue, as Pluto said it will be too expensive. There's loads of Harleys here although Sportsters are not so prevalent. Sorry, no personal experience about bringing a bike in.

Ladies outside of the bar trade? Plentiful. Although a few can be just as bad at what some BGs get up to. Found it much easier to get nice girls well away from the tourist destinations. I gave up on BGs and brothels years ago.

'Why buy a cow when you can get the milk for free.' - Homer Simpson

I have a cambodian girlfriend and am constantly getting bitten and am always covered in small bruises - she tells me its a sign of affection but sometimes its hurts like ###### - have felt like punching her in the head a few times but can see its just one of her ways of affection.

anybody else have a woman that bites?

Just show her how much you really love HER. Kick her <deleted>' teeth in.

Had a Thai gf once that liked to dig a punch in my arm pretty often. Bloody painful when she kept hitting the same spot all the time.

Why not try a combination from a few of the suggestions already made?

Place a Beer soaked Durian in a bowl

Sprinkle a teaspoon full of Baking Soda over the Durian

Add a Slice of Lemon

Add some Diced Onion

Garnish with some Freshly Ground Guava Leaves

Pour on Glass of French Wine

Add small amount of Vinegar

Keep refrigerated for 2 hours at 20 celcius.

If that doesn't work then get pissed on some 'Salad Durian Refrigidaire'.

I was thinking maybe the end of the month my wife and I would take a trip up to Mae Sai and perhaps over into Burma for the day (not for a visa run).

I've really not heard anything regarding Myawadi, what's it like. Is it a nice trip?

Thanks,

Sav

Do you mean Mae Sai or Mai Sot.

You mention both.

I assumed he was talking about Mae Sot due to wanting to know what Myawaddy was like. I quite often get confused with these two places. Like for some people it's Udon and Ubon or Nakhon Pathom and Nakhon Phanom.

I was thinking maybe the end of the month my wife and I would take a trip up to Mae Sai and perhaps over into Burma for the day (not for a visa run).

I've really not heard anything regarding Myawadi, what's it like. Is it a nice trip?

Thanks,

Sav

If you're going from Bangkok the trip only gets interesting from around the Tak area. Nice scenery from there onwards.

Myawaddy was ok for an hours visit, not sure if I'd want to spend more than that though. Depends on what you like doing I suppose. You can walk along the main street and then down a soi to a small chedi type temple. errmm...not really sure if there's anything else there.

Haven't yet walked along the main street to see how far I can get before being told that I can't go any further. Might try that next time.

Thais can get a 30 day border pass so don't forget a couple of photos if she hasn't got a passport.

In thai believe, if the lizard dropped on you, there was something good happening...

Only ever had two drop on me. Once in a market and another time when waiting for a bus at Victory Monument.

For me there was nothing good about it, for Thai onlookers it must've been amusing seeing a farang having what appears to be an epileptic fit.

OOOhhh! I just hate it when they do that.

Agree with Samran. But you have to get there VERY early in the morning.

Is there a decent poster shop in central Bangkok? (Maybe near Sukhumvit). I want to buy some large posters and frames. I'm trying to find a shop that specialises in posters, so that they have a good selection.

Thanks

Simon

Posters of anything in particular? I think I saw some in B2S sections in the Central Dept. stores.

Future Park Rangsit has one shop on the top floor that has the big bastards sized ones which are too big for framing. Just thought I'd mention it.

My old Mother always said that the best way to get rid of smells in a refrigerator was to cut a lemon and rub the raw edge all over the interior and then leave another cut lemon inside fridge for 24 hours.

Explains the lemon halves in public urinals. I thought they were to give us something to aim at.

My mother-in-law keeps leaving bits of lemons on scrubbing pads and in badly ventilated areas.

What if you're on an airplane and it's the pilots time?

Hint: That is why they have a co-pilot

But what if YOU'RE the co-pilot and you're asleep?