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  1. I asked my son what he learned at school today. He said, “Gay men like Sony, lesbians favor Yamaha, and transgender people prefer Bose.” Kneeling down I put my hand on his shoulder and replied, “Son, those are just stereo types.”
  2. I told my wife I like Eminem and she told me she prefers Skittles. I told her I meant the rapper. She asked me why I would eat the wrapper.
  3. A mate asked me if I'd shag Keira Knightley. I told him I'd be happy with once a month!
  4. Got a pair of boxers with the London Underground map on for my birthday. Already had to change twice.

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